- Georges: [in response to Bronte's telling him that she will donate her time to a children's agriculture charity] If it amuses you, then do it.
- Georges: [after finishing playing an ultra radical piece on the piano] Its not Mozart
- Mrs. Adler: I know
- [trying to shift all the blame for their bogus marriage onto Georges]
- Brontë Mitchell Faure: You stroll around my apartment, touching my things. Do you know what trouble you've gotten me into? Do you?