American Playhouse (TV Series)
Into the Woods (1991)
Chip Zien: Baker
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Quotes
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The Baker : [trying to guess what destroyed the witch's garden] Do you think it was a bear?
Witch : A bear? No, bears are sweet! Besides, you ever see a bear with forty-foot feet?
The Bakers Wife : A dragon?
Witch : No scorch marks. Usually they're linked.
The Baker : Manticore?
Witch : Imaginary!
The Bakers Wife : Gryphon?
Witch : Extinct.
The Baker : Giant?
Witch : [pauses] Possible. Very, very possible.
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The Baker : It takes care, it takes patience and fear and despair to change. Though you swear to change, who can tell if you do? It takes two.
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Witch : My mother warned me that I'd be severely punished if I were to lose any of the beans!
The Bakers Wife , The Baker : Beans?
Witch : The special beans! I let him go, I didn't know he'd stolen my beans! I was watching him crawl back over the wall when BANG! CRASH! The lighting flashed! And... well, that's another story, nevermind.
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Steward : We must be gone if we're to arrive before nightfall.
The Baker : Where are you going?
Lucinda : We're off to a hidden kingdom.
Cinderella's Stepmother : Shhh. We can't take everyone.
Witch : Fools! There is nowhere to hide!
The Baker : You'll never get there. We have to stay and find our way out of this together.
Cinderella's Stepmother : Some people are cut out to battle Giants, and others are not. I don't have the constitution. And as long as I can be of no help, I'm going to hide. Everything will work out fine in the end.
[Cinderella's father, stepmother, stepsisters and the steward exit]
Little Red Riding Hood : I hope the giant steps on them all.
The Bakers Wife : You shouldn't say that!
Witch : You were thinking the same thing.
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[upon seeing his wife in the woods, after he has forbidden it]
The Baker : What are you doing here now?
The Bakers Wife : [ignoring him] I see you've the red cape!
The Baker : Yes! Yes, I've the cape! I've only two items left to locate!
The Bakers Wife : Three!
The Baker : Two! I've the cow and the cape!
The Bakers Wife : [triumphantly] You've the cape!
[her smile fades, as she has lost the cow...]
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The Baker , The Bakers Wife , Cinderella's Mother , Florinda , Lucinda , Jack , Jack's Mother : Wishes may bring problems, such that you regret them, better that though than to never get them.
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The Baker : If you know / What you need / Then you go / And you find it / And you take it... Do I want a child or not? It's a cloak / What's a cloak / It's a joke / It's a stupid little cloak / And a cloak is what you make it / So you take it / Things are only what you need them for / What's important is who needs them more.