The Prince and the Pauper (1990)

Charlie Adler: Weasel #2, Weasel #3, Pig Driver, Peasant, Man in Street

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Quotes 

• [Captain Pete drinks beer in an underground chamber; one of his guards is with him] 

  Weasel #2 : Now, I may be losing my mind, Captain.

  [laughs] 

  Weasel #2 : And I know that you have said that time and time again, but all I know is he's acting like a nobleman, and he had the royal ring.

  [Pete burps] 

  Captain Pete : The ring? So, it *was* the prince I booted out.

  Weasel #2 : [spits out beer]  You threw out the prince? Ha-ha!

  [sing-song] 

  Weasel #2 : You're gonna get it! You're gonna get it! Nyah-nyah, nyah-nyah, nyah--!

  [Pete grabs him by the throat; he gags] 

  Captain Pete : Not if he doesn't come back *alive*!

  [laughs evilly] 

• Goofy : You wouldn't happen to have an axe I can borrow, would ya?

  Weasel #2 : Thank you.

  [kisses Goofy] 

  Weasel #2 : I've had a lovely evening.

  [faints] 

• Captain Pete : [after the weasel lets Mickey into the courtyard after mistaking him for the prince]  What do you think this is? Open house?

  Weasel #2 : Captain, that was the prince.

  Captain Pete : [shows him the real prince]  Then who's *that*, numbskull?

• Weasel #2 : [referring to a chicken]  It's for the king.

  Clarabelle Cow : But it's all we have!

  Weasel #2 : Well ,then, it's all we'll take.

• Weasel #2 : [singing as they wheel away a cart of food confiscated from the villagers]  Captain Pete! Captain Pete!, he never met a man he didn't cheat, cheat, cheat, cheat! He's the vilest villain that you'd ever want to meet, what a cad, super bad, our Captain Pete!