The Prince and the Pauper (1990)
Wayne Allwine: Mickey Mouse, Prince
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Quotes
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Mickey Mouse : [trying to sell wood to a by-passer] Why, you can't cook dinner without a *fire*, can you, sir?
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Prince : Captain! I say, Captain! What is the meaning of this uproar?
Captain Pete : Just a local riff-raff, Sire.
Prince : Even the lowliest subjects of this kingdom deserve respect! Have him brought to me at once!
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Prince : Well, Mickey, I must thank you for saving my life.
Mickey Mouse : Saving your life?
Prince : I was about to die of boredom when you interrupted me from my lesson.
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Prince : Do you know what it's like to be the prince?
Mickey Mouse : Oh boy! It must be fun!
Prince : I don't get a single moment to myself! Breakfast at seven...
Mickey Mouse : Breakfast.
Prince : Lessons 'til lunch...
Mickey Mouse : Lunch.
Prince : Fencing 'til tea time, and every night, banquet after feast after banquet!
Mickey Mouse : Wow.
Prince : And then, 9:00, bedtime.
Mickey Mouse : Beddy-bye. Ahh...
Prince : Oh, how I envy your freedom.
Mickey Mouse : Well...
Prince : Games all day long, no studying or reading books, staying up late as you like eating junk food. Oh, if I could take your place for just one day...
[notices the two of them in the mirror]
Prince : Yes! What a grand idea! Don't you see? It'll be perfect!
[they swap clothes]
Prince : I'll take your place with your friends in the streets of London, and you shall be the Prince!
Mickey Mouse : The prince? I can't be the prince! How do I act? What do I say?
Prince : You needn't worry, lad. To govern, you need to say only one of two things: "That's a splendid idea. I'm glad I thought of it," and "Guards, seize him!"
Mickey Mouse : But your father, the king!
Prince : I'll be back in the wink of an eye! And if there's any trouble, only know me by this.
[shows Mickey his ring]
Mickey Mouse : Wow. I'm not sure this is a good idea.
Prince : You'll do fine, Mickey. Why, you're looking more royal already!
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Dying King : My son, from the day you were born, I have tried to prepare you for this moment. I shall be gone soon, and you will be king. You must promise... promise me that you will rule the land from your heart justly and wisely.
Mickey Mouse : I promise.
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Archbishop : Be seated, sire.
Mickey Mouse : After you.
Archbishop : Oh no, beauty before age.
Mickey Mouse : Oh no, age before beauty, your highness.
Archbishop : Oh, your highness, you are such a sport. Sit down!
Mickey Mouse : Got it.
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Archbishop : It is both my duty and pleasure to crown you...
[Mickey avoids the crown]
Archbishop : ... to crown you...
[Mickey avoids the crown]
Archbishop : ... I say, a rather wiry lad. So slippery! Would you hold still?
Mickey Mouse : [shouts] Stop!
Captain Pete : What the?
Mickey Mouse : Look, I'm the prince, right? And whatever I order must be done, right?
Archbishop : Yes.
Mickey Mouse : Well then, the captain is an insolent scoundrel! Guards, seize him!
Captain Pete : Seize him! He's an imposter!
Prince : But I'm not, captain!
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Mickey Mouse , Prince : Oh boy, am I glad to see... I mean, what a time I've...
[they both laugh]
Archbishop : But, you see I... which... Oh, good heavens, which one is which?
[Pluto comes running up to the real Mickey]
Mickey Mouse : Pluto!
[chuckles]
Mickey Mouse : I guess there's no fooling you, boy!
Archbishop : [prepares to crown the real prince] Therefore, I crown you Prince of England... Uh, King! King, king! King of England!
[crowns him]
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Goofy : [singing] Give me a suckling pig / too make my belly big.
Mickey Mouse : [singing] I'm just a little guy / Give me a pizza pie.
Goofy : [singing] I have a happy place / Let's do the fireplace.
Mickey Mouse : [singing] I'd like a hat to wear.
Goofy : [singing] And thermal underwear.
Mickey Mouse : [singing] It would be a feeling...
Goofy : [singing] To have a royal ceiling...
Goofy , Mickey Mouse : [singing] Doing everything a little bit like a king.
Goofy : [singing] Like a king!
Mickey Mouse : [singing] Like a king!
Goofy , Mickey Mouse : [singing] Just a little bit like a king.
Goofy : [singing] Just a little bit like / just a little bit like / just a little bit, little bit, little bit like...
Mickey Mouse : [singing] I... would love to live just like a king.
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Prince : [as Goofy approaches him] Ah, my first encounter with the peasantry.
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Horace Horsecollar : Your highness, your father is in his last hours and wishes to see you at once.
Mickey Mouse : We'd better tell the prince. He'd want to see him.
Horace Horsecollar : You are the prince, sire.
Mickey Mouse : Well, I've been meaning to talk to you about that.
Horace Horsecollar : Sire, he is gravely ill.
