The Prince and the Pauper (1990)

Arthur Burghardt: Captain Pete

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Quotes 

• Prince : Captain! I say, Captain! What is the meaning of this uproar?

  Captain Pete : Just a local riff-raff, Sire.

  Prince : Even the lowliest subjects of this kingdom deserve respect! Have him brought to me at once!

• [Captain Pete drinks beer in an underground chamber; one of his guards is with him] 

  Weasel #2 : Now, I may be losing my mind, Captain.

  [laughs] 

  Weasel #2 : And I know that you have said that time and time again, but all I know is he's acting like a nobleman, and he had the royal ring.

  [Pete burps] 

  Captain Pete : The ring? So, it *was* the prince I booted out.

  Weasel #2 : [spits out beer]  You threw out the prince? Ha-ha!

  [sing-song] 

  Weasel #2 : You're gonna get it! You're gonna get it! Nyah-nyah, nyah-nyah, nyah--!

  [Pete grabs him by the throat; he gags] 

  Captain Pete : Not if he doesn't come back *alive*!

  [laughs evilly] 

• Archbishop : It is both my duty and pleasure to crown you...

  [Mickey avoids the crown] 

  Archbishop : ... to crown you...

  [Mickey avoids the crown] 

  Archbishop : ... I say, a rather wiry lad. So slippery! Would you hold still?

  Mickey Mouse : [shouts]  Stop!

  Captain Pete : What the?

  Mickey Mouse : Look, I'm the prince, right? And whatever I order must be done, right?

  Archbishop : Yes.

  Mickey Mouse : Well then, the captain is an insolent scoundrel! Guards, seize him!

  Captain Pete : Seize him! He's an imposter!

  Prince : But I'm not, captain!

• Captain Pete : [after the weasel lets Mickey into the courtyard after mistaking him for the prince]  What do you think this is? Open house?

  Weasel #2 : Captain, that was the prince.

  Captain Pete : [shows him the real prince]  Then who's *that*, numbskull?