- Fritz: My first film! My masterpiece is ruined! You clumsy idiot!
- Roger Rabbit: But you don't understand!
- Fritz: You call yourself an actor!
- Roger Rabbit: It's not my fault!
- Fritz: Now, you go back and do this entire scene again!
- Roger Rabbit: Not this hare, cue ball.
- [Runs into a Maroon Cartoon title card with the words "THE END" on top of it]
- Jessica Rabbit: [tied to the roller coaster tracks, quietly] Save me. Save me.
- Roger Rabbit: What?
- Jessica Rabbit: SAVE ME!
- [the roller coaster car passes by her]
- Droopy Dog: [dressed as a Snidley Whiplash-esque villain] Curses. Foiled again.
- [last lines]
- Adult Baby Herman: It's always the same old thing. You never pay me enough money. You wanna pay peanuts, you get monkeys. I can't take much more of this. I get the same junk from that rabbit every time we do something. He's making me crazy!
- Adult Baby Herman: Mr. Herman. Mr. Herman, you forgot something.
- Adult Baby Herman: [he pops a red balloon with a cigar, laughs] What's the matter, toots, afraid of a little bang?