If Looks Could Kill (1991)

Fiona Reid: Marge

Quotes 

• [on the phone] 

  Marge : Hello, Michael, it's mother.

  Agent Corben : Hello, Mother.

  Marge : Listen, honey, I forgot to tell you, pick up an extra bottle of Chanel when you go shopping, grandma will want one too.

  Agent Corben : Chanel? Shopping? Grandma?

  Marge : That's right. Michael, you sound tired, try to get some sleep on the plane.

  Agent Corben : Okay...?

  Marge : Bye, sweetheart, we miss you, sweetie.

  [makes kissing noises into the phone] 

• Michael Corben : I'm real sorry. I don't know what to say, y'know?

  Herb Corben : You don't know what to say? I'll tell you what to say. How 'bout, "Sorry, Mom and Dad, I would've liked to have graduated high school, but I couldn't really fit it into my dating and partying schedule," huh? Or, how 'bout, "Sorry but I was too busy doing jack shit instead of going to my French class!"

  Marge : Herb, take a pill.