JFK (1991)

John Candy: Dean Andrews

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• Dean Andrews : Kennedy's as dead as that crab meat, the government's alive and breathing. You gonna line up with a dead man, Jimbo?

• Dean Andrews : You as crazy as your mama. Goes to show it's in the genes.

• Clay Shaw aka Clay Bertrand : One likes friends who has friends.

  Dean Andrews : Indeed.

• Dean Andrews : Is this off the record, Daddy-O?

• Dean Andrews : Hey, pipe the bimbo in red. Lowdy!

  Jim Garrison : Yeah, she was pretty, all right, but not half as cute as you, Deano.

  Dean Andrews : Thank you! Why you keep dancing on my head for, my man? We been thicker'n molasses pie since law school.

  Jim Garrison : Because you keep conning me, Dean. I read your testimony to the Warren Commission and...

  Dean Andrews : There you go again. Grain of salt. Two sides to every coin.

  Jim Garrison : You tell them the day after the assassination you were called on the phone by this "Clay Bertrand" and asked to fly to Dallas and be Lee Oswald's lawyer.

  Dean Andrews : Right.

  Jim Garrison : Now that's pretty important, Dean. You also told the FBI when you met him, he was six foot two. Then you tell the Commission he was five foot eight. How the hell did the man shrink like that, Dean?

  Dean Andrews : They put the heat on, my man, just like you're doing. I gave'em anything that popped into my cabeza. Truth is, I never met the dude. I don't know what the cat looks like and furthermore I don't know where he's at. All I know is sometimes he sends me some cases.