King Ralph (1991)
Paul Beach: Tailor
Quotes
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[Ralph is being measured for a suit]
Sir Cedric Willingham : Just a few quick questions to probe your knowledge of English history...
Ralph Jones : Fine.
Sir Cedric Willingham : When she failed to give him a son, Henry VIII had Anne Boleyn - ?
Ralph Jones : Look into adoption?
Sir Cedric Willingham : Beheaded.
Ralph Jones : Jeez, this is a tough country.
[a tailor approaches with a bolt of fine black material]
Tailor : Would this be to your liking, Your Majesty?
Ralph Jones : You know, I kind of like that.
[points at a bolt of pale blue and beige striped material inlaid with an elaborate pattern]
Tailor : That's an upholstery fabric, Your Majesty.
Sir Cedric Willingham : The English people don't generally like their monarch to look like a sofa.