- Jason Williamson: You were in the marines?
- Hollywood Montrose: Yes they were looking for a few good men and... so was I.
- Mom: [about Jason] Oh my God, he's in love with a... dummy.
- [faints]
- Hollywood Montrose: Wait a minute, honey, now I was gonna do that.
- Hollywood Montrose: [Jason's mom faints] Once again left holding the bag.
- [Jason's mom looks at him]
- Hollywood Montrose: Nothing personal.