Texasville (1990)

Cybill Shepherd: Jacy Farrow

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• Jacy : It's ironic you broke all your ribs right before the Adam and Eve skit. I wonder what a psychiatrist would make of that.

  Duane : I din't break all my ribs, I just broke three.

  Jacy : That doesn't affect the irony honey-pie.

• Jacy : Hey, tell that woman I'll be Eve. I've got to stop being so reclusive! Causing the fall of humanity might be just the kind of challenge I need.

• Jacy : Where you going, Duane.

  Duane : I have to go to Odessa. It's the worst town on earth.

  Jacy : I'd like to see the worst town on earth. I've certainly seen several of the runner's up.

• Jacy : Are you really attached to that dog?

  Duane : He's my dog. Or else I'm his person. However you want to look at it.

• Jacy : If you could get me back in love with you, you wouldn't have to spend so much time makin' deals in ugly towns, would you? I might put my daddy's fortune at your disposal.

  Duane : Well, I never had you in love with me. You had me in love with you and that was in high school.

  Jacy : That's a good point, Duane. Did I have you madly in love?

  Duane : Madly.

  Jacy : I guess I once could summons some pretty mad love.

• Duane : You want Shorty? He's probably the single most hated livin' thing in Archer County, people included.

  Jacy : Come on, Duane. He's not Hitler. He's just a dog. I have to start to let some livin' thing back in my life. Even if it is just your scroungy old dog.

• Jacy : I hope you're not gonna be too long. This looks like the kinda place I could get real depressed.

• Jacy : The less bread, the more circuses.

• Jacy : Gameshows are what life's really like. You win things that look great at the time but turn out to be junk, and you lose things you might want to keep forever... just because you're unlucky.

• Jacy : Are you the one I went skinny-dipping with?

  Duane : No, that was Lester Marlowe.

  Jacy : Well, I bet I was your favorite mermaid.

• Jacy : Do you think she goes down on him?

  Duane : I don't have any idea what they do.

  Jacy : You certainly have a dull attitude towards television. What's the point of it if you're not going speculate about the sex lives of people on game shows.

• Jacy : Hey, I'm not mad at you, honey pie.

• Duane : You want to play Eve in the Centennial Pageant?

  Jacy : Eve?

  Duane : Director asked me to ask you.

  Jacy : Well, I suppose *your* gonna play Adam. Right?

  Duane : Maybe. Adam hasn't been cast.

• Jacy : You afraid I'll woo your dog away from you, honey pie?

• Duane : I guess we're the only ones in the hospital.

  Jacy : And it's full of beds too. - - I don't want you to try an fuck me Duane.

  Duane : I wasn't going to.

  Jacy : No you weren't; but, you're gonna tie yourself up in knots thinkin' about it every time we're together. If you just relax about it we could have a certain amount of fun.

• Jacy : Remember when I was homecoming queen, Duane?

  Duane : I sure do.

  Jacy : Bet you never thought we'd be standing here 30 years later as Adam and Eve.

  Duane : I never would have thought it, Jacy.

  Jacy : I feel like we are in a way. I feel like we're the Adam and Eve of this town.

• Jacy : Come on, honey pie. Go dancin' with us. We'll make up for all the mean things we ever said.

• Jacy : Don't look so sad, honey pie. You're such an easy victim, I guess we just can't resist.

• Jacy : Better go get your outfit Adam. It's nearly time for us to go out there and start the human race.