A Wish for Wings That Work (1991 TV Movie)

Robin Williams: The Kiwi

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• George the Kiwi : So what if they're small? Some women prefer small wings. What does Delores want, quantity or quality? She want's 'em big? MARRY THE SPACE SHUTTLE, YOU SHREW!

  The Chicken : Space shuttle? Watch it!

• George the Kiwi : ALBATROSS. Just be glad your wife didn't leave you for an albatross.

  Ronald-Anne : Good, George, confront your feelings.

  George the Kiwi : My puny kiwi wings weren't big enough for Delores. Oh no, oh no... she had to have AN ALBATROSS. With great big huge LONG WINGS. He was on hormones. You heard me, read my beak: HORMONES.

  Opus : Uh, maybe we shouldn't confront those particular feelings.

• The Chicken : Pull up. Pull UP. Don't suck a duck into your turbines.

  George the Kiwi : AN ALBATROSS. Suck up AN ALBATROSS. Yeah.