A Wish for Wings That Work (1991 TV Movie)

Joe Alaskey: Truffles, The Ducks

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Quotes 

• Truffles : You would not see ME trying to fly.

  Opus : I hope not. You're a pig.

  Truffles : Rhinocerous.

  Opus : Pig.

  Truffles : Rhinocerous.

  Opus : Pig. P-O-R-K. You know, the other white meat?

• Duck #1 : Hey look, I'm a bird. I have slipped the surly bonds of Earth.

  Duck #2 : Honey, I'll be taking lunch on the moon today.

  Duck #3 : What's the red thing on the neck? Turbo prop? So where's the exhaust? Don't answer that.

  Duck #1 : Note the mighty wings. I suspect they sputter more than flutter. (They all laugh)

  Opus : They're obviously jealous of my nose. Anybody would be.

• Truffles : Did you know that you've got a large rutabaga on your nose?

  Opus : That IS my nose!

• Duck #1 , Duck #2 , Duck #3 : [All together]  HAIRBALL!