3 Ninjas (1992)

D.J. Harder: Hammer

Quotes 

• Fester : Hey dude, what time does school get out?

  Hammer : I don't know. I never stayed to the end.

• Fester : [while eating the pizza they stole]  I know. And this is good sauce too. Y'know, we should save some of this for the kids we're nabbing.

  Marcus : Dude!

  Hammer : They're probably pretty nice kids.

• Fester : Okay, Marcia Brady or Laurie Partridge?

  Hammer : Rather do Laurie.

  Fester : Cool. Okay, Cheryl Ladd or Farrah Fawcett?

  Hammer : Tanya Roberts, dude.

• Fester : Alright. Operation: Kick Butt is about to commence. Synchronize watches.

  Hammer : What time is it?

  Fester : I dunno, anybody got a watch?

• Fester : Well, my dangerous buds, tomorrow is another day. And those little dudes are ours.

  Fester : Slurpee?

  Hammer : Radical!

  Fester : Slurpee?

  Marcus : Dude!

  Fester : We're outta here!

• Hammer : Dude!

• Fester : Hey man, this kidnapping is so much better than armed robbery.

  Marcus : Dude!

  Hammer : Yeah, I never got a pizza on a robbery.

• Fester : I say we kill those little boogers!

  Hammer : But like, I thought we wanted them alive.

  Fester : I want *us* alive, dude!

• Hammer : So, like, Fester? How are we gonna get into the house, Dude?

  Fester : That's a very good question, O Gnarly One.

  Marcus : Dude!

  [Marcus points out a Pizza Delivery Guy] 

  Fester : Seems the providence has shined her lovely light upon us, boys. Its pizza time!

• Colt : Oh no, robbers!

  Hammer : Robbers? I thought we were kidnappers.

• Hammer : Slow it down!

  Fester : Slowing!

  Hammer : Slow it down!

  Fester : Slowing!

  Hammer : Slow it down!

  [Fester gets involved in a fender bender with a police car] 

  Fester : Uh oh!

  Fester , Hammer : Fender Bender!

  Marcus : Dude!

• Fester : Ok, you Dudes ready?

  Hammer : Radical!

  Marcus : Dude!

• Hammer : Serious burnage!

  Marcus : Dude!

• Hammer : Hey Fester, Buddy. I'm not feeling so hot.

  Marcus : Dude!

  Fester : What's wrong with you dudes? We're almost out of here.

  Hammer : Sorry Fester, Dude! I got to take a major dumpage big time.

  Marcus : Dude!

  Fester : Ok, none of you little dudes move until those two dudes get back.