3 Ninjas (1992)

Patrick Labyorteaux: Fester

Quotes 

• Fester : Where are those little boogers? If I was a little booger, where would I be? Mom and Dad's room!

• Fester : First we feast. Then we Felony!

• Fester : Hey dude, what time does school get out?

  Hammer : I don't know. I never stayed to the end.

• Fester : [while eating the pizza they stole]  I know. And this is good sauce too. Y'know, we should save some of this for the kids we're nabbing.

  Marcus : Dude!

  Hammer : They're probably pretty nice kids.

• Fester : [aiming gun at clerk]  Open up the cash register. That's right, dude, us three bone heads are sticking you up. Open up that register before I have to get nasty.

  [Pager goes off] 

  Fester : Excuse me, sir, could I please use your telephone?

• Fester : Okay, Marcia Brady or Laurie Partridge?

  Hammer : Rather do Laurie.

  Fester : Cool. Okay, Cheryl Ladd or Farrah Fawcett?

  Hammer : Tanya Roberts, dude.

• Fester : Alright. Operation: Kick Butt is about to commence. Synchronize watches.

  Hammer : What time is it?

  Fester : I dunno, anybody got a watch?

• Fester : Well, my dangerous buds, tomorrow is another day. And those little dudes are ours.

  Fester : Slurpee?

  Hammer : Radical!

  Fester : Slurpee?

  Marcus : Dude!

  Fester : We're outta here!

• Fester : Marcus, score us some nacho chips and some radical salsa.

  Marcus : Dude!

  Fester : None of that green stuff.

  Marcus : Dude!

• Fester : Hey man, this kidnapping is so much better than armed robbery.

  Marcus : Dude!

  Hammer : Yeah, I never got a pizza on a robbery.

• Fester : Okay little dude, we know you're in here somewhere. We don't wanna hurt you, we just wanna kidnap you.

• Fester : Okay, none of you little dudes move until those two dudes get back!

• Fester : I say we kill those little boogers!

  Hammer : But like, I thought we wanted them alive.

  Fester : I want *us* alive, dude!

• Hammer : So, like, Fester? How are we gonna get into the house, Dude?

  Fester : That's a very good question, O Gnarly One.

  Marcus : Dude!

  [Marcus points out a Pizza Delivery Guy] 

  Fester : Seems the providence has shined her lovely light upon us, boys. Its pizza time!

• Fester : We got those little dudes now, Dudes.

• Brown : Fester, don't screw this up or we'll have to kill ya.

  Fester : Bummer.

• Babysitter : Who is it?

  Fester : Pizza, ma'am.

  Babysitter : We didn't order any pizza!

  Fester : Uh, some kids called. Yeah, and if you don't pay, we'll, uh, we'll T.P. your house.

  The Dudes : [shove pizza in Babysitter's face]  Surprise!

• Hammer : Slow it down!

  Fester : Slowing!

  Hammer : Slow it down!

  Fester : Slowing!

  Hammer : Slow it down!

  [Fester gets involved in a fender bender with a police car] 

  Fester : Uh oh!

  Fester , Hammer : Fender Bender!

  Marcus : Dude!

• Fester : Ok, you Dudes ready?

  Hammer : Radical!

  Marcus : Dude!

• Hammer : Hey Fester, Buddy. I'm not feeling so hot.

  Marcus : Dude!

  Fester : What's wrong with you dudes? We're almost out of here.

  Hammer : Sorry Fester, Dude! I got to take a major dumpage big time.

  Marcus : Dude!

  Fester : Ok, none of you little dudes move until those two dudes get back.

• Fester : Mr. Muffin Man, catch ya later!