3 Ninjas (1992)

Max Elliott Slade: Colt

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Quotes 

• Colt : I'm Colt because I'm fast, he's Rocky because he's solid and he's Tum-Tum because he'll eat anything.

  Tum Tum : I won't eat dog poop.

• Tum Tum , Colt : Ro-cky LOVES Em-il-y!

• Colt : Hold it! Before Phase 2, I got a little surprise!

  [takes out a bottle of Lax-Go laxative] 

  Tum Tum : What's that stuff?

  Colt : [Takes cap off bottle]  Remember last year when you were sick and couldn't take a dump for 3 days?

  Tum Tum : Yeah...

  Colt : This is the stuff that makes you have to go.

  Colt : Instant diarrhea.

  Tum Tum : You're sick.

  Colt : Not as sick as they're gonna be.

  [stirs spiked Coke with his finger] 

• Rocky : We should run.

  Tum Tum : We should hide.

  Colt : We should kick their butts!

• Grandpa : Colt, what is a ninja?

  Colt : A ninja is one who can use everything around him to trick his enemies. He and fast and he is friendly to his environment.

  Rocky : A ninja is honest and good. His mind, body and spirit are one. He has self-control. He has discipline.

  Tum Tum : A ninja loves nature, uh, 'cause he is part of nature. A ninja never fights a battle if he cannot win.

• [Grandpa is giving the boys names] 

  Tum Tum : Can I be Monster Destroyer? Or how about Super Killer?

  Colt : How about Super Dork?

• Grandpa : Two lessons you have to learn from this battle. Lesson 1, never attack unless you're gonna win?

  Colt : And lesson two?

  Grandpa : Don't climb a tree that's full of thorns. Uh!

• Grandpa : Alright, Samuel!

  Rocky : Sir!

  Grandpa : From this day forth until forever, you will be known as Rocky. Because you are strong, solid, and cool as granite rock!

  Rocky : [Receives mask]  Awesome! Yeah!

  Grandpa : Ahh, Jeffrey. Fast and free, spirit of the young wild horse; you shall be known as Colt!

  Colt : Colt? That's cool.

  Tum Tum : What about me? Can I be Monster Destroyer? Or how about Super Killer?

  Colt : How about Super Dork?

  Tum Tum : Shut up, spazz!

  Grandpa : Ah, little one. Since your energy begins and ends with your tummy; you shall be known as Tum Tum!

  Tum Tum : Tum Tum!

  [Both Tum Tum and Grandpa laugh] 

  Colt : I can't wait 'till we show these to dad!

  Rocky : He'll hate 'em.

• Colt : Oh no, robbers!

  Hammer : Robbers? I thought we were kidnappers.

• Hugo Snyder : Am I a nice guy or what?

  Colt : You're a geek.

• Rocky : Hey, what's the matter with us? Remember what Grandpa taught us? Everything around us can be our friend. Be friendly to your environment.

  Colt : Oh sure, Rocky, we gonna go make the friendly door open?