Reservoir Dogs (1992) Poster

Edward Bunker: Mr. Blue

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  • Nice Guy Eddie : C'mon, throw in a buck!

    Mr. Pink : Uh-uh, I don't tip.

    Nice Guy Eddie : You don't tip?

    Mr. Pink : No, I don't believe in it.

    Nice Guy Eddie : You don't believe in tipping?

    Mr. Blue : You know what these chicks make? They make shit.

    Mr. Pink : Don't give me that. She don't make enough money that she can quit.

    Nice Guy Eddie : I don't even know a fucking Jew who'd have the balls to say that. Let me get this straight: you don't ever tip?

    Mr. Pink : I don't tip because society says I have to. All right, if someone deserves a tip, if they really put forth an effort, I'll give them something a little something extra. But this tipping automatically, it's for the birds. As far as I'm concerned, they're just doing their job.

    Mr. Blue : Hey, our girl was nice.

    Mr. Pink : She was okay. She wasn't anything special.

    Mr. Blue : What's special? Take you in the back and suck your dick?

    Nice Guy Eddie : I'd go over twelve percent for that.

  • [first lines] 

    Mr. Brown : Let me tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about a girl who digs a guy with a big dick. The entire song. It's a metaphor for big dicks.

    Mr. Blonde : No, no. It's about a girl who is very vulnerable. She's been fucked over a few times. Then she meets some guy who's really sensitive...

    Mr. Brown : Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... Time out Greenbay. Tell that fucking bullshit to the tourists.

    Joe : Toby... Who the fuck is Toby? Toby...

    Mr. Brown : 'Like a Virgin' is not about this sensitive girl who meets a nice fella. That's what "True Blue" is about, now, granted, no argument about that.

    Mr. Orange : Which one is 'True Blue'?

    Nice Guy Eddie : 'True Blue' was a big ass hit for Madonna. I don't even follow this Tops In Pops shit, and I've at least heard of "True Blue".

    Mr. Orange : Look, asshole, I didn't say I ain't heard of it. All I asked was how does it go? Excuse me for not being the world's biggest Madonna fan.

    Mr. Blonde : Personally, I can do without her.

    Mr. Blue : I like her early stuff. You know, 'Lucky Star', 'Borderline' - but once she got into her 'Papa Don't Preach' phase, I don't know, I tuned out.

    Mr. Brown : Hey, you guys are making me lose my... train of thought here. I was saying something, what was it?

    Joe : Oh, Toby was this Chinese girl, what was her last name?

    Mr. White : What's that?

    Joe : I found this old address book in a jacket I ain't worn in a coon's age. What was that name?

    Mr. Brown : What the fuck was I talking about?

    Mr. Pink : You said 'True Blue' was about a nice girl, a sensitive girl who meets a nice guy, and that 'Like a Virgin' was a metaphor for big dicks.

    Mr. Brown : Lemme tell you what 'Like a Virgin' is about. It's all about this cooze who's a regular fuck machine, I'm talking morning, day, night, afternoon, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick, dick.

    Mr. Blue : How many dicks is that?

    Mr. White : A lot.

    Mr. Brown : Then one day she meets this John Holmes motherfucker and it's like, whoa baby, I mean this cat is like Charles Bronson in the 'Great Escape', he's digging tunnels. Now, she's gettin' the serious dick action and she's feeling something she ain't felt since forever. Pain. Pain.

    Joe : Chew? Toby Chew?

    Mr. Brown : It hurts her. It shouldn't hurt her, you know, her pussy should be Bubble Yum by now, but when this cat fucks her it hurts. It hurts just like it did the first time. You see the pain is reminding a fuck machine what it once was like to be a virgin. Hence, 'Like a Virgin'.

    Joe : Wong?

  • Nice Guy Eddie : You guys been listening to K-Billy's Super Sounds of the Seventies Weekend?

    Mr. Pink : Oh, yeah, man, it's fucking great, isn't it?

    Nice Guy Eddie : Can you believe the songs they've been playing?

    Mr. Pink : You know what I heard the other day? 'Heartbeat, It's A Lovebeat', by little Tony DeFranco and his Franco Family. Man, I haven't heard that song since I was in the fifth fucking grade.

    Nice Guy Eddie : When I was coming down here, 'The Night The Lights Went Out In Georgia' came on. I ain't heard that song since it was big. When it was big, I must have heard it a million trillion fuckin' times. This is the first time I ever realized that the girl singing the song is the one who shot Andy.

    Mr. Blue : What do you mean, you didn't know that Vicki Lawrence was the one who shot Andy?

    Nice Guy Eddie : I thought it was the cheating wife shot Andy.

    Mr. Blonde : Yeah, but they say that at the end of the song.

    Nice Guy Eddie : Yeah, I know, motherfucker. I just heard it. That's what I'm talking about. I must have zoned out during that part before.

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