Stop! Or My Mom Will Shoot (1992)
Estelle Getty: Tutti
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Quotes
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Tutti Bomowski : His ass was the grass and I was the lawnmower.
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Tutti Bomowski : [pointing the gun at her son] Go ahead! Make your bed.
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Tutti Bomowski : Stop! Stop that man, Joe. Stop that man!
[Joe tackles the man]
Tutti Bomowski : Joe, now I remember what he did?
Joe Brofmowski : What did he do?
Tutti Bomowski : He shot his mother.
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[after giving Joe the gift of a an illegal MAC-10 machine pistol]
Tutti Bomowski : I wanted it to be a surprise!
Joe Brofmowski : [stunned/horrified] It is!
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Tutti : For now you can keep your pants on, Mister Parnell. But just remember one thing: I'll be back!
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Joe Brofmowski : Mom, what're you doing here?
Tutti Bomowski : I've got to change you.
Joe Brofmowski : [looks down and realizes he's wearing a diaper] Mommy! I don't want to be changed.
Tutti Bomowski : [holding up oversized Huggies diapers and baby powder] I've got to change you.
Gwen Harper : I can change you!
Tutti Bomowski , Gwen Harper : Change you... change you... change you...
Joe Brofmowski : [terrified, firing gun in the air] WILL YOU STOP TRYING TO CHANGE ME?
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Tutti Bomowski : [singing softly and contentedly as she sloshes and scrubs Joe's prized .45 in the dishpan] This is the way we wash our gun... wash our gun... wash our gun...
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Ross : [to Joe] Is there anything else you or your *mother* would like to tell me?
Tutti Bomowski : Yes, Detective, there is. Both my son and I think you're an asshole!
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Tutti Bomowski : [to the flight attendants] It was so cute, when he was 6 years old he walked into the kitchen and said "Mommy! My peepee's stuck in my zipper!"
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Joe Brofmowski : Mom, I don't like eggs.
Tutti Bomowski : If you don't eat them now, they'll be waiting here for you at dinner.
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Joe Brofmowski : Why didn't you answer when I called?
Tutti Bomowski : That was you? You never called.
Joe Brofmowski : That was me, why didn't you pick up the phone?
Tutti Bomowski : Every year when I'm about to come out to visit, you call and say it's not a good time, so I decided not to answer the phone this time in case you called.
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Tutti Bomowski : And here we can see the beginnings of good equipment.
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Tutti Bomowski : [haggling over automatic machine gun] Do you want to stand out here all week dreaming of a thousand dollars?
