Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation (1992 Video)
Don Messick: Hamton J. Pig, Radio Announcer
Quotes
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Plucky Duck : Are we anywhere remotely near Happy World Land yet?
Wade Pig : No, but if you're bored we can always play...
Hampton Pig : Spot-the-car? Spot-the-car?
Wade Pig : Spot-the-car!
Hampton Pig : Whoopee!
Plucky Duck : Oh, you mean like spot the red cars or the cars with out-of-state-plate?
Hampton Pig : No, any car!
Wade Pig : Here they come!
Winnie Pig , Wade Pig , Hampton Pig : [jumping up and down] There's a car! There's a car! There's a car! There's a car! There's a car!
[laughter]
Plucky Duck : [squashed] Fun game.
Winnie Pig : Look, look! Here come some more!
Winnie Pig , Wade Pig , Hampton Pig : There's a car! There's a car! There's a car! There's a... Oops! Truck!
[laugter]
Plucky Duck : Shoot me.
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Babs Bunny : In the summer, I will get a golden tan.
Buster Bunny : I will goof off every second that I can.
Hampton Pig : During summer break, I'll see the sights.
Elmyra Duff : I will get a kitty and squeeze him tight.
Fifi : I shall find the skunk-hunk of my dreams.
Elmyra Duff : Wanna hug that kitty till he screams!
Plucky Duck : Summer is the time to hang with your best friends.
Babs Bunny , Buster Bunny : Our one wish is that the summer never ends!
All : We have all been waiting patiently/ waiting for the clock to set us free/ We will beg for summer on bended knee/ Come on stupid clock, please strike three/ strike one, strike two - Strike three!
[the clock strikes three and the bell rings]
Gogo Dodo : You're out!
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Hampton Pig : Speak to me, Plucky!
Plucky Duck : Auntie Em, is that you?
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Buster Bunny , Babs Bunny : [singing] We're waiting for the clock to strike three/ When it's three o'clock we'll be free.
Plucky Duck : Then it's adios, Looniversity/
All : Summertime is coming finally!
Buster Bunny , Babs Bunny : Say goodbye to teachers and books!
Plucky Duck : See you in September, you schnooks!
Plucky Duck , Buster Bunny , Babs Bunny , Hampton Pig : All summer long we'll be free/ Come on stupid clock, please! Strike three!
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Hampton Pig : Gee, Plucky, I guess you didn't get your wish.
Plucky Duck : Hey, neither did you guys.
Hampton Pig : Sure we did. We got the same wish we always do: to be a happy and loving family forever and ever.
Plucky Duck : Oh joy. Oh rapture. Oh for the love of Norman Rockwell and the Lettermen.
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Hampton Pig : Plucky? Wake up. We're almost there.
Plucky Duck : Heaven?
Hampton Pig : Not quite, but it's the next best thing: Happy World Land!
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Winnie Pig : There's that nice young man we met.
Plucky Duck : WWAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!
Winnie Pig : Did you give him our address?
Hampton Pig : No, Mom. I gave him Plucky's.
Plucky Duck : WHAT?
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Wade Pig : Whoa! That was some time we had there!
Winnie Pig : I'll say! Now let's go home.
Hampton : Okay, Mom.
Plucky Duck : B-b-but we didn't do anything! All we did was ride around in the monorail!
Wade Pig : Can't do it all on the first visit, Plucky. Maybe you'll have to look forward to the next time we come.
Plucky Duck : WHAT? BUT WE CAME ALL THAT WAY... COULDN'T WE... ALL THAT TIME... FUN PIXIES... HAPPY-GO-PUKEY?
Winnie Pig : Oh dear, I guess Plucky's had way too much excitement for one day.
Wade Pig : Put him in back, Hampton.
Hampton : Okay.
Plucky Duck : [singing out of his mind] Happy World Land... Happy World Land... where all your dreams come true...
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Plucky Duck : Look, Hammy, here's the cream of my collection: a pristine mint condition first printing of 'Immature Radioactive Samurai Slugs', number one!
Winnie Pig : Ooh, now Plucky, we don't allow Hamton to read comic books on family trips.
Plucky Duck : [sarcastically, gives the comics to Hamton] Sheesh! Typical parents convinced comics will sabotage cerebellum.
Hampton : [feeling nauseous] It's not that. Reading in the car always makes me...
[gulps in sickness]
Hampton : ... carsick.
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Radio Announcer : [after picking up a creepy-looking hitchhiker]
Radio Announcer : Newsflash: a psychotic killer has escaped from the state maximum security prison. The raving maniac has been described as a lanky man with straggly hair and a pasty complexion.
[Plucky looks at the hitchhiker - he matches the description]
Radio Announcer : When last sighted, the homicidal fiend was wearing a dirty baseball cap, tattered overcoat, and green hightops.
[Plucky looks at the man's shoes - they are orange]
Plucky Duck : Whew!
Radio Announcer : Wait, I'm sorry. That's ORANGE hightops.
Plucky Duck : Mama!
Radio Announcer : Doctors report the slavering lunatic has a psychotic aversion to pork. In fact, exposure to any pork product will cause him to go screaming off the deep end. If seen, please notify the authorities at once. Remember this important number: 555-9...
[Plucky starts writing it down when Winny shuts off the radio]
Winnie Pig : Honestly, there's so much sensationalism in the media these days.
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[last lines]
Hampton Pig : Tunnels, and car games!
Plucky Duck : Boy, that trip was sure lame.
Hampton Pig : [bringing in the deranged hitcher] Here's our pal - what's his name?
Plucky Duck : SOMEONE CALL A COP!
All : You viewers are lucky...
Mr. Hitcher : Hey, where the heck is Plucky?
All : When weather gets mucky you can take it from the top/ When September rolls around/ you hear the schoolbell sound/ Never mind, press rewind, it's summertime again!/ We're tiny/ we're toony/ we're all a little loony/ It's Tiny Toon Adventures...
Buster Bunny : And I am the champ!
Babs Bunny : And now you are just damp!
[pulls a lever dropping a ton of water on Buster]
Babs Bunny : I just can't help myself!
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Plucky Duck : Say, how about some grub?
Winnie Pig : Ooh, good idea!
[the car pulls into a drive-in restaurant. The Pig family pulls out their own sandwiches]
Hampton Pig : Yum! Mayo and cream cheese on white with the crust cut off! My favorite!
Plucky Duck : They bring their own food to the drive-in. I don't believe this family.
