Tiny Toon Adventures: How I Spent My Vacation (1992 Video)

Kath Soucie: Fifi La Fume, Little Boo, Little Sneezer, Bimbette Skunk

Quotes 

• Fifi : It is not over until the fat lady sings!

  Roseanne : [singing off-key]  O'er the land of the free / and the home of the brave!

  [falls off the balcony and lands on Fifi] 

• Buster Bunny , Babs Bunny : We almost went looney/ from counting days till Juney/ now this afternoony/ summertime is here!

  Plucky Duck : A three month vacation...

  Buster Bunny , Babs Bunny : For kids across the nation.

  Fifi : Whatever your location...

  Buster Bunny , Babs Bunny : It's the best time of the year!

  All : Visit Acme Acres for a cool-down in the sun/ Beat the heat, it's a treat, that's for everyone/ We're Tiny, we're Tooney, we're all a little looney/ It's Tiny Toon Adventures with some summer fun!

  Buster Bunny , Babs Bunny : Now the video's begun.

• Babs Bunny : In the summer, I will get a golden tan.

  Buster Bunny : I will goof off every second that I can.

  Hampton Pig : During summer break, I'll see the sights.

  Elmyra Duff : I will get a kitty and squeeze him tight.

  Fifi : I shall find the skunk-hunk of my dreams.

  Elmyra Duff : Wanna hug that kitty till he screams!

  Plucky Duck : Summer is the time to hang with your best friends.

  Babs Bunny , Buster Bunny : Our one wish is that the summer never ends!

  All : We have all been waiting patiently/ waiting for the clock to set us free/ We will beg for summer on bended knee/ Come on stupid clock, please strike three/ strike one, strike two - Strike three!

  [the clock strikes three and the bell rings] 

  Gogo Dodo : You're out!

• Little Boo : [thinking Babs is a man]  Are you married? Hmmmmmm?

  Babs Bunny : Sure am.

  [grabs Byron in a dress] 

  Babs Bunny : Meet the missus.

  Byron : Wwwwooouf.

• Buster Bunny : It's a romantic tradition of the South - beautiful homes, refined gentlemen, and delicate ladies.

  Big Boo , Little Boo , Sissy Boo : [answering the door]  Yeeees?

  Buster Bunny : Strike my last stereotype.

• Fifi : That was my photograph! I cannot believe you!

  Johnny Pew : Yeah? Well, I am pretty unbelievable.

  Fifi : You are nothing but a selfish, worthless waste of skunk! You, monsieur Pew, stink!

  [Fifi kicks Johnny and sends him flying out of the movie theater into Elmyra's arms] 

  Elmyra Duff : Ooooh! I got myself a kitty! Hello my stinky little kitty hon! Say hello to Mommy Elmyra!

  Johnny Pew : Oh no!

  [Johnny tries to run away but Elmyra catches him] 

  Elmyra Duff : Oh yes! I'm gonna change your diapers, give you a bath, and even potty train you!

• Fifi : [disguised as Michelle Lovitz]  Where is my client? I must see my client.

  Hotel Concierge : Can I help you, young lady?

  Fifi : I am Michelle Lovitz, Johnny Pew's agent, and I need to see my client right away.

  Hotel Concierge : Certainly. Come sit here, please.

  [He takes Fifi to sit down on a bench next to the real Michelle Lovitz] 

  Hotel Concierge : Now, you both claim to be Michelle Lovitz. Will the real Michelle Lovitz please stand up?

  [Fifi nervously stands up on the bench while Michelle Lovitz stands up and then sits back down on top of Fifi] 

• Buster Bunny : [sung]  We're sad, we're confessin'/ that school is back in session/ I sure learned my lesson/

  Babs Bunny : I actually had fun!

  Plucky Duck : I'm filled with elation/ I'm back from that vacation!

  Shirley the Loon : For my next incarnation/ I'm coming as a nun!

  Elmer Fudd : Welcome back to Acme Woo/ for a new school year!

  Buster Bunny : Yikes, a test!

  Babs Bunny : I need rest.

  Plucky Duck : I'm living in fear!

  Fifi : Johnny Pew was a pity.

  Elmyra Duff : [holding Johnny Pew in a baby outfif]  At least I got my kitty!

  Dizzy Devil : No more crate/ I now look great!

  Mary Melody : We've been outdone!

• Fifi : Could I have your autograph?

  Johnny Pew : I don't have a pen.

  [Fifi's jaw drops, and then she has a meltdown] 

  Johnny Pew : Hey, relax, babe. We'll find one.

  Fifi : [cheers up]  I will die for you!

  Johnny Pew : I know, but that won't be necessary. You can just carry my stuff.

• Fifi : Popcorn por vous?

  Johnny Pew : Babe, take out the un-popped kernels, okay? They chip my caps.

• Fifi : Le sob! Le really big sob!

• Big Daddy Boo : Ah, simmer down, youngins. You'll all marry this one!

  Big Boo : Oh! I'll get the wedding rings!

  Sissy Boo : I'll get the flowers!

  Little Boo : I'll get the oven ready!