Troll 2 (1990)

George Hardy: Michael Waits

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Quotes 

• Michael : [an angry Michael is carrying Joshua to his room and explains the doors' signs]  Do you see this writing...? Do you know what it means...? Hospitality.

  [he goes into Joshua's bedroom and drops him down on the bed] 

  Michael : And you can't piss on hospitality! I WON'T ALLOW IT!

  [he starts to adjust his belt] 

  Joshua : [fearfully]  What are you going to do to me, Daddy?

  Michael : Tightening my belt, by one loop, so I don't feel hunger pains and your sister and mother will have to do likewise. Okay, Joshua, you wanna get rough with me? You wanna show me that you don't like the choice of this house for our vacation by going on a hunger strike? Well, I'll accept the challenge. But, just remember, when I was your age, I really did suffer from hunger. We'll see who gets through this, but, just remember, I've got more practice than you. I'll see you tomorrow.

• Diana : Michael! Who are the goblins?

  Michael : The goblins?

  [giggles] 

• Michael : We left at nine thirty an hour and a half off schedule and we never saw a sign of your beau.

  Holly : Elliot is not my beau! He's my boyfriend and he told me last night that he loves me and that he wanted to come on this trip with me and my family.

• Michael : I never liked that kid, I never did.

  Holly : I'm the one who has to like him, Dad! Me alone!

  Diana : Stop it, PLEASE!

• Joshua : [after the residents of Nilbog try to force-feed him a spoonful of magic ice cream filled with sap]  I DON'T WANT TO!

  Michael : [hearing Joshua's scream, dashing into the barn]  STOP! What are you doing to my son?

• Seth : [Grandpa Seth's whole head only appears in front of Holly's reflection in the mirror, before the lights begin to flicker]  Joshua! Joshua!

  Holly : AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

  [dashes out her bedroom] 

  Holly : Ahhhhhh! Mom! Dad! Mom!

  [banging vigorously on her parents' bedroom door] 

  Diana : [comforting Holly who is at this point panicking]  What is it?

  Michael : What's the matter?

  Holly : I saw him!

  Diana : Who? Who did you see?

  Holly : Grandpa Seth!

  Joshua : See, it wasn't me this time!