Boy Meets World (1993–2000)
William Russ: Alan Matthews, Boris, Costello
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Quotes
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Alan Matthews : Hey, son! How was your day?
Cory : Fine.
Alan Matthews : What'd you do in school?
Cory : Nothing
Alan Matthews : Hey, *hold on*! Wait there!
Alan Matthews : You know, everyday I ask you, "What did you do?" and everyday you tell me "Nothing." Well, I'm tired of nothing. I mean we both know something happened in school today and I want to know what it is!
Cory : I decided to be a girl.
Alan Matthews : Well, you taught me a very valuable lesson there, son.
Shawn Hunter : You know the book, "Black Like Me"?
Amy Matthews : Sure, is that what you guys are reading in school?
Alan Matthews : Don't ask questions, honey!
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Eric : See, duckies are good, cuz not only do they give you that non-threatening sense of security, but you can feed 'em crackers and you can ride 'em. See, duckies are the horsies of the ocean. No, I mean they are.
Cory : Okay, someone explain to me about duckies before I hit him with a spoon.
Amy Matthews : It's wallpaper.
Topanga : It's adorable.
Alan Matthews : It's for you room.
Eric : DUCKIES RULE.
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Amy Matthews : [to Alan] You're grounded.
Cory : Does that really work? Can she really ground you?
Alan Matthews : In certain ways, yes.
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Alan Matthews : [Morgan is going out on a date with a boy in the 8th grade] The 8th grade? What's wrong with the boys in the 5th grade?
Morgan Matthews : I'm in the 7th grade, Dad!
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Alan Matthews : Things aren't always easy in the real world.
Eric : I'm going to Yale. I'm going to Yale.
Alan Matthews : It's a little easier in his world
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Alan Matthews : Maybe we should try thinking.
Cory : No, me and Shawn have already tried that. It doesn't work.
Alan Matthews : Maybe we should try listening to them.
[beat]
Alan Matthews : [Everyone laughs]
Eric : Maybe we should try Cory's thinking thing again.