Demolition Man (1993)

Nigel Hawthorne: Dr. Raymond Cocteau

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• John Spartan : [to machine on wall after finding out that they no longer use toilet paper]  Thanks a lot you shit-brained, fuck-faced, ball breaking, duck fucking pain in the ass.

  Moral Statute Machine : John Spartan, you are fined five credits for repeated violations of the verbal morality statute.

  John Spartan : [grabbing the tickets]  So much for the seashells. See you in a few minutes.

• Dr. Cocteau : Be well!

  John Spartan : Be fucked.

• Dr. Cocteau : [to Simon Phoenix]  I hadn't counted on this, but I must say, you worked out beautifully. People are terrified of you.

  Simon Phoenix : What's new? People have always been terrified of me.

  Dr. Cocteau : Yes, but this time, the're really intimidated. Now I'll have carte blanche to create the perfect society. My society. San Angeles will be a beacon of order

  [Simon Phoenix is trying to shoot on Dr. Cocteau, but he is unable to pull the trigger] 

  Dr. Cocteau : with the purity of an ant colony. And the beauty of a flawless pearl.

  Simon Phoenix : Look, you can't take away people's right to be assholes.

  Dr. Cocteau : Hmm?

  Simon Phoenix : That's what you remind me of an evil Mr. Rodgers.

  [Simon Phoenix drops the gun to his team-mate] 

  Simon Phoenix : Will you please kill him? He's pissing me off.

  [the team-mate shoots Dr. Cocteau to death with multiple shots] 

• [Spartan and Huxley enter and see Cocteau's face speaking to them from dozens of monitors] 

  Dr. Cocteau : Forgive my lack of bodily disposition, but I do have an entire city government to run.

  John Spartan : Yeah, well run this: you programmed Phoenix's rehabilitation program to turn him into a terrorist, and I don't think his escape was an accident either!

  Lenina Huxley : Very subtle.

  John Spartan : Thank you.

• Lenina Huxley : Ah, smoking is not good for you, and it's been deemed that anything not good for you is bad; hence, illegal. Alcohol, caffeine, contact sports, meat...

  John Spartan : Are you shitting me?

  Moral Statute Machine : John Spartan, you are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

  John Spartan : What the hell is that?

  Moral Statute Machine : John Spartan, you are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

  Lenina Huxley : Bad language, chocolate, gasoline, uneducational toys and anything spicy. Abortion is also illegal, but then again so is pregnancy if you don't have a licence.

• Booth : Gun. Noun. Portable firearm. This device was widely utilized in the urban wars of the late twentieth century. Referred to as a pistol, a piece...

  Simon Phoenix : Look I don't need a history lesson! C'mon, HAL, where are the god damn guns?

  Moral Statute Machine : You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

  Simon Phoenix : What? Fuck you!

  Moral Statute Machine : Your repeated violation of the Verbal Morality Statute has caused me to notify the San Angeles Police Department. Please remain where you are for your reprimand.

  Simon Phoenix : Yeah, right.

  [police sirens approach] 

  Simon Phoenix : Fuckers are fast too.

  Moral Statute Machine : You are fined one credit for a violation of the Verbal Morality Statute.

• Dr. Cocteau : Well I must say that whacking, whatever it is, sounds most disagreeable.

• Dr. Cocteau : Isn't there a thought repeating in that barbaric brain of yours? The name Friendly? Mr. Edgar Friendly? Don't you have someone to kill?

• Dr. Cocteau : John Spartan, this display of barbaric behavior was unacceptable even in your time!

  John Spartan : Yeah. But it worked.

  [Shoots out the monitors with Cocteau's face on them] 

  John Spartan : When a man like Phoenix has a gun to your head, ten seconds is 9.5 seconds longer than you live.