Demolition Man (1993)
Rob Schneider: Erwin
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Quotes
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Erwin : We're police officers! We're not trained to handle this kind of violence!
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John Spartan : [whispering to Lenina] Look, I don't know if you guys know it, but uh... you're out of toilet paper.
Alfredo Garcia : [confused] Did... did you say toilet *paper*?
Lenina Huxley : Um... they used handfuls of wadded paper back in the 20th...
[Lenina, Alfredo, and Erwin all laugh]
John Spartan : I'm happy that you're happy, but the place where you're supposed to have the toilet paper, you've got this little shelf with three seashells on it.
Erwin : He doesn't know how to use the three seashells!
[Erwin continues to laugh, then calms down]
Erwin : I can see how that could be confusing.
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Erwin : [14:38] Greetings and salutations. Welcome to the emergency line of the San Angeles Police Department. If you'd prefer an automated response, press 1 now.
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Chief George Earle : We can just wait for another code to go red. And when Phoenix performs another Murder Death Kill, we'll know exactly where to pounce.
John Spartan : [sarcastic] Great plan.
Chief George Earle : [not realising the sarcasm] Thank you.
Erwin : He likes your plan, Chief!