- Kelly Farmer: Remember when fairy tales used to keep me awake?
- Lynn Farmer: Yeah.
- Kelly Farmer: Well, if we get out of this I'll be awake until I'm 21!
- Kelly Farmer: [Gravedigger sees Norman the dog and screams] He won't hurt you.
- Gravedigger: Who said that?
- Kelly Farmer: Me.
- Gravedigger: Oh.
- Lynn Farmer: Yeah, that's just Norman, he wouldn't hurt anybody.
- Gravedigger: But... you were over there!
- Kelly Farmer: No, that was me.
- Gravedigger: [Screams] You're at two places at the same time!
- Lynn Farmer: We're twins, silly.
- Gravedigger: Oh... ohh... twins! Oh, twins!
- Kelly Farmer: Do you drink a lot of coffee?
- Lynn Farmer: You might want to switch to decaf.
- Aunt Agatha: Faster, faster! We're almost there. Then I'll throw you into the mirror, too. You'll never see your parents again or that mangy mutt of yours.
- Kelly Farmer: You are so cranky! Get a life!
- Lynn Farmer: Cross your heart... hope to die... stick a needle in your eye, shake your bottom if you got 'em.
- Aunt Agatha: [Mr. N holds the moonstone with his claws] Remember before you offered to give me back the moonstone for $50,000? Well, it's a deal! I'll turn you back and give you the money.
- Oscar: I knew it! I knew he couldn't be trusted!
- Mr. N: It was a mistake, all right. No deal! I'm ashamed of myself for even thinking about betraying Lynn and Kelly, and sticking up for them is more important than money.
- Aunt Agatha: [Shocked] You're turning me down?
- Mr. N: Right!
- Aunt Agatha: ...Even if it means being a crow for the rest of your life?
- Mr. N: Even if it means being a crow for the rest of my life!
- Aunt Agatha: Go get your shotgun, George. We're going crow-hunting!
- Mr. N: Hunt this, ugly!
- [flies out the window]
- Aunt Agatha: Ahh!
- Mr. N: [while traveling in a pumpkin truck, Lynn notices something wrong and wakes up Mr. N] He's turned off the road we need to be on! No! No! You're going the wrong way! We've got to get off.
- Kelly Farmer: Not until he stops!
- Lynn Farmer: No way!
- Kelly Farmer, Lynn Farmer: [Mr. N gets up; the twins lean towards each other, together] Way!
- Mr. N: [Appears in front of the driver's window] Excuse me, dude... Whew!
- Kelly Farmer: [Kelly and Lynn begin their adventure to rescue Aunt Sofia] Where do you have a witches' gathering?
- Lynn Farmer: Hollywood?
- Kelly Farmer: Nah. Someplace spooky. Maybe we can find someone who knows. I'll toss a penny. If it comes up heads, we'll keep going in that direction.
- [Kelly tosses up the penny, but it goes over the bridge hitting someone]
- Mr. N: Hey! You could kill somebody like that! Unless, of course, it was a silver dollar. Then you'd be forgiven. Ha ha ha.
- [Walks under the bridge]
- Kelly Farmer: Where's he going?
- Lynn Farmer: Under the bridge.
- [the twins cross to the other side of the bridge]
- Lynn Farmer: What are you doing down there?
- Mr. N: This is my... humble home. Heh heh heh.
- Kelly Farmer: If you had a door, we would've knocked first!
- Lynn Farmer: Ha ha. If you're homeless, there's a new place downtown that can help you! I saw it on the news!
- Mr. N: Who are you two supposed to be? Dear Abby and Ann Landers? Ha ha. I... don't want a handout. I want to be rich. No! Not just rich. I want to be... filthy rich! Ha ha ha ha ha.
- Kelly Farmer, Lynn Farmer: [laughing together] Hee hee hee.
- Mr. N: Ramone, bring the Ferrari around. I think I'll drive myself today. Ho ho ho! Lots of money and wonderful things. I want planes and houses, a house on the islands. I need... new shoes. Yes! Yes!
- [Stops for a moment]
- Mr. N: Wait a minute... blonde. Two young blonde... oh, yes! I think I remember.
- Aunt Agatha: [Aunt Agatha, George and Kelly arrive at the mansion] I have Lynn!
- Kelly Farmer: I'm Kelly!
- Aunt Agatha: Oh, whoever. I have your sister! If you care about her, you'll give yourself up now!
- Kelly Farmer: Don't do it!
- Aunt Agatha: Gag her with a rune!
- Mr. N: Caw! What a witch.
- Aunt Agatha: [Examines a flat tire] Looks like it was punctured by a... crow's beak. Oh! Stand back!
- [Tries to use Kelly's wand, but nothing happens]
- Aunt Agatha: Oh what a phony.
- [Throws the wand aside, Kelly goes to retrieve it]
- George: You were able to turn that man into a crow , madam.
- Aunt Agatha: That was easy. He was crooked to begin with. Without the moonstone, this requires muscles that I haven't used in years.
- Aunt Agatha: [searching for the twins, Oscar, and Mr. N] Drat! Drat! Drat!
- [Turns to George]
- Aunt Agatha: If we don't find them, I'm taking it out on you!
- George: I thought you might, ma'am.
- [Kelly and Mr. N are running, which gets Agatha's attention]
- Aunt Agatha: There they go! After them! Follow them! Head them off and bring them back for their punishment! Ha ha ha!
- Mr. N: [Lynn makes a last stand towards Aunt Agatha] Be careful, Lynn.
- Aunt Agatha: You're wearing my moonstone. Give it to me. I'll turn you into a snail.
- Lynn Farmer: Not! You can't hurt me as long as I'm wearing the moonstone
- Aunt Agatha: Sofia's been blabbing, has she? Look, dear, you and I don't have to be enemies huh? Do we?
- Lynn Farmer: No, we don't. If you let Kelly go, and Aunt Sofia...
- Aunt Agatha: Wait wait wait wait. I have a better idea. I know you're different from your sister. You're... You're special.
- Lynn Farmer: What do you mean?
- Aunt Agatha: Well, I mean you're tired of being a twin, aren't you?
- Lynn Farmer: Yeah. But...
- Aunt Agatha: Oh. I know what that's like, dear, having to share everything, or having people get you all mixed up together.
- Lynn Farmer: Well...
- Aunt Agatha: You and I could possess the moonstone together.
- Lynn Farmer: [Looks over to Kelly, who's currently being held by George] But what about Kelly?
- Aunt Agatha: Oh, all she does is get in the way. We'll put her with Aunt Sofia on the other side of the mirror. And then you won't be a twin anymore, think of it! Ha ha ha!
- Lynn Farmer: [Thinks for 10 seconds] No!
- Oscar: That's telling her!
- Gravedigger: Yeah!
- Aunt Agatha: I tried to be nice!
- Kelly Farmer: That'll be the day.
- Aunt Agatha: [to Kelly] Quiet!
- [George covers Kelly's mouth with his hand]
- Aunt Agatha: George, didn't I try to be nice?
- [George nods]
- Aunt Agatha: But no more Mr. Nice Guy! I can't cast a spell on you. But your sister isn't wearing the moonstone.
- Lynn Farmer: Don't turn her into anything! Don't hurt her!
- Aunt Agatha: I'll offer you a straight exchange.
- [Kelly bites George's hand]
- Aunt Agatha: If you give me the moonstone, I'll let both of you go.
- Kelly Farmer: [George struggles to keep Kelly quiet] Don't do it, Lynn! She's a liar!
- Aunt Agatha: It's your choice, Lynn! George, bring Kelly closer so I can start saying a spell.
- Lynn Farmer: No! I'll do it. But you have to promise to let everyone go.
- Mr. N: Me too!
- Lynn Farmer: And turn Mr. N back into a person.
- Aunt Agatha: All right. I promise.
- Lynn Farmer: Cross your heart.
- Aunt Agatha: Cross my heart.
- Lynn Farmer: Hope to die.
- Aunt Agatha: Hope to die.
- Lynn Farmer: Stick a needle in your eye,
- [Shakes]
- Lynn Farmer: Shake your bottom if you got 'em.
- Aunt Agatha: Stick a needle in your bottom... Oh, just hand it over!
- Lynn Farmer: First let Kelly go.
- Aunt Agatha: First hand it over.
- Lynn Farmer: You go first.
- Aunt Agatha: You go first.
- Lynn Farmer: You go first.
- Aunt Agatha: You go first. Oh, for goodness sake! Just put the moonstone down here on the floor! George, when the moonstone is on the floor, let that Kelly girl go. And then I'll turn back Mr. N and then we'll call it a night.
- Oscar: [Hiding from Aunt Agatha and her mob] I got it. Who wants to take care of it?
- Mr. N: Well, why don't I take it?
- Oscar: Why you?
- Mr. N: I'm the biggest.
- Oscar: I don't think so. How will we know you're not gonna run off with it?
- Mr. N: Oscar, no trust. That is what is wrong with the world today. Anyway, how do we know that YOU won't run off with it?
- Lynn Farmer: Will you two cut it out? They're coming. I'll take it.
- Kelly Farmer: What will we do?
- Oscar: I think we should split up.
- Lynn Farmer: No, we should stay together.
- Oscar: It's our only chance we have of getting away. Lynn and I will go this way, you two go that way.
- Mr. N: Oh, sure. You go with the twin that has the moonstone.
- Aunt Agatha: [Off-screen] Over this way! By the cars!
- Oscar: Once we've lost them, we'll all meet up again at the Oscarmobile, OK? Come on!
- Lynn Farmer: Good luck, Kelly!
- Kelly Farmer: Good luck, Lynn!
- [They hug each other]
- Mr. N: Touching, but could we get a move on? Go!
- [the twins separate, look at each other, and salute each other for good luck]
- Mr. N: What's shaking, man?
- Gravedigger: Ahh! Oh!
- [Falls backwards to garbage bags]
- Lynn Farmer: [Goes to grab Gravedigger from escaping] Oh, no you don't.
- [Pulls Gravedigger back to the Oscarmobile]
- Mr. N: How do you do? Plato Naufzagger. Stay cool. I''m not really a bird. Nice place you've got here.
- Gravedigger: A talking crow?
- Mr. N: [Kelly and Mr. N are being chased by Aunt Agatha and the mob] Up there! Up there!
- Kelly Farmer: What if it's a dead end?
- Mr. N: It's not, trust me.
- [Runs up the hill]
- Kelly Farmer: It's a dead end. Read the sign.
- [Points to a Dead End sign]
- Aunt Agatha: You've run into a dead end!
- Kelly Farmer: [Points upstairs] This way!
- Aunt Agatha: How convenient! Ha ha ha ha ha!
- Mr. N: [Kelly and Mr. N climb upstairs] Hurry! Hurry!
- [They enter inside the building]
- Mr. N: Good, we'll be safe in here... wherever we are.
- Aunt Agatha: [shouting from outside] You're trapped in there!
- Mr. N: She doesn't know where we are.
- Aunt Agatha: We're watching the stairway, and we're watching the elevator! Give yourselves up now!
- Mr. N: I have a plan!
- Kelly Farmer: This ought to be good.
- Mr. N: Do you want to hear it or not?
- Kelly Farmer: Yes.
- Mr. N: OK.
- [They both sit down]
- Mr. N: I'll go down and tell her that we haven't got the moonstone, and that Lynn and Oscar have it, and they're gonna throw it off the bridge so that it can't do any more harm.
- Kelly Farmer: Even if she believes that, she still won't let us go.
- Mr. N: Ah, but you're not reckoning with the persuasive charms of the silver-tongued Mr. N.
- [Mr. N exits while Kelly stays back and locks the door]
- Lynn Farmer: [Lynn, Oscar, and Gravedigger try to enter Agatha's mansion] I guess since she's my aunt, I should go first?
- Gravedigger: Yeah.
- Lynn Farmer: [Lynn walks to the door as Oscar and Gravedigger wait. She tries unsuccessfully to turn the knob] It's locked.
- Oscar: Let's go around back.
- Gravedigger: Let's go bowling.
- [Oscar threatens Gravedigger]
- Gravedigger: OK,OK.
- [They go around back]
- Oscar: [Oscar tries to open the door] It's locked. She may be mean, but she ain't stupid.
- Lynn Farmer: We can't give up.
- Oscar: I have an idea, come on.
- [They run far away from the mansion to get a better look]
- Oscar: I think there's only one way to get in.
- Lynn Farmer: You mean that window up there that's open?
- Oscar: You got it!
- Gravedigger: Yeah, but how do we get up there?
- Oscar: To the Oscarmobile, quick!
- [Lynn and Oscar run while Gravedigger falls behind]
- Aunt Agatha: [Snapping her fingers, trying to get Sofia to appear] Let's go, let's go.
- [Walking back and forth]
- Aunt Agatha: Come on. Come on, where are you?
- Aunt Sofia: [Appears] They've come, haven't they? I knew they'd come someday.
- Aunt Agatha: Don't get your hopes up, goody-two-shoes.
- Aunt Sofia: But...
- Aunt Agatha: No buts. Tomorrow night at midnight, it'll be seven years since I banished you. Ha ha ha.
- Aunt Sofia: Oh!
- Aunt Agatha: The big seven, and the spell becomes permanent. Heh heh heh. I'm going to drip bat's blood and sealing wax on this mirror and bury it. I have a nice grave all ready. Ha ha ha ha ha!
- [Sips her drink]
- Aunt Sofia: You really enjoy being evil, don't you?
- Aunt Agatha: It's the best. Heh heh heh.
- [Sips again, Sofia disappears]
- [while trick-or-treating]
- Christine Farmer: The kids don't seem to be as upset today as they were last night.
- Don Farmer: They're little kids, they live in the moment.
- Christine Farmer: That sounds good. What do you say we forget our troubles too, and just enjoy Halloween.
- Don Farmer: Mrs. Farmer, you got yourself a deal.
- [They kiss, leaving them distracted enough for the twins to get ready for their adventure]
- [Running from Aunt Agatha and the gatherers]
- Lynn Farmer: I hate this!
- Kelly Farmer: You were the one that didn't want to tell Mom and Dad!
- Aunt Agatha: Seize those twins!
- Oscar: Hurry! They're right behind us!
- Don Farmer: [Don, Christine and Norman rush upstairs to find Lynn and Kelly] Lynn? Kelly?
- Christine Farmer: Are you here?
- Don Farmer: Up in the attic.
- Christine Farmer: Oh, please!
- Kelly Farmer: [Norman runs up and pushes Kelly] Ahh!
- [She falls back and knocks the mirror over, it shatters]
- Don Farmer: [Grabs Kelly] Are you all right?
- Kelly Farmer: Yes, I'm all right.
- Christine Farmer: We were so worried!
- Kelly Farmer: [Kelly traps Aunt Agatha by tying her hands with her wand] You're not Aunt Sofia! Her favorite cookies were cinnamon, not chocolate chip!
- [Takes off running]
- Christine Farmer: Aunt Agatha, I'm going to be honest with you. Don's construction business isn't going very well.
- Don Farmer: Well...
- Christine Farmer: [Cuts him off] He's very good at what he does.
- Aunt Agatha: I'll bet.
- Christine Farmer: But, with the recession, a lot of people haven't been able to pay him what they owe.
- Aunt Agatha: [Turns to Christine and Don] So?
- Christine Farmer: So, we need your help. The bank is threatening to foreclose on our house.
- Don Farmer: Look, we're just asking for a loan, not a gift. Just until I pay the money...
- Aunt Agatha: I knew it! I knew you had a selfish reason for you to come crawling around here!
- [Walks over and gets in Don's face]
- Aunt Agatha: Oh! It's take, take, take!
- Don Farmer: [Tries to get up] Now...
- Christine Farmer: [Sits Don back down] That's not fair!
- [a long pause]
- Christine Farmer: All we have ever gotten from you in the last seven years is rejection and abuse!
- Aunt Agatha: If you think that's rejection and abuse, you ain't seen nothing yet!
- George: I took the liberty of preparing some tea.
- Aunt Agatha: Drop it!
- [George drops the tray, glass breaks]
- Aunt Agatha: Now take the liberty of showing these beggars to the door. They're out of here.
- Aunt Agatha: [Agatha's cat screeches loudly] Aah! My cat!
- [Pulls Christine from behind and throws her to Don, he catches her]
- Aunt Agatha: My cat! Aah!
- [Agatha runs outside, Christine and Don follow. George grabs the tray and walks outside a few seconds later]
- Aunt Agatha: [Aunt Agatha is shocked to see Lynn and Kelly as twins] You never said you had twins.
- Christine Farmer: When did you ever give us the chance?
- Aunt Agatha: Get off my street right now!
- Lynn Farmer: [the twins run to the car] Come on, Norman!
- Don Farmer: Don't you yell at my daughters!
- Aunt Agatha: [Turns to face Don] Get out now! And take that mutt and those brats of yours with you! I'm warning you...
- Don Farmer: ...Gladly. Girls, we're going!
- Aunt Agatha: Trying doesn't bring home the bat wings does it? Remember my cat?
- Kelly Farmer: Yes.
- Aunt Agatha: I've decided to turn each of you into a little mouse and sic my cat on you! Wouldn't that be amusing?
- Lynn Farmer: No!
- Aunt Agatha: No sense of humor?
- Mr. N: [Exiting out of Madame Lulu's business] We have a long way to go. But here's our bus.
- Lynn Farmer: A pumpkin truck?
- Mr. N: Ha Ha! Keep a lookout.
- [Mr. N helps the twins sneak into the back of the truck and then gets in himself]
- Mr. N: [as a crow] Look here! Whoa!
- Oscar: It's one of Agatha's minions!
- Mr. N: Chill man. It's me. This is not a trick.
- Lynn Farmer: [Shocked] Mr. N?
- Mr. N: Yeah! Can you get to this? I've been dissed big time!
- Lynn Farmer: What happened? Did Aunt Agatha do this to you?
- Mr. N: Yeah. Even without the moonstone, that old witch has got a whole mess of magic. Talk about sick. I'm hungry, anybody got a worm?
- Lynn Farmer: Where's Kelly? Did she get away?
- Mr. N: No. They grabbed her and they're taking her back to Agatha's house. But they're going to be delayed a little. Hee ha hee hee.
- Kelly Farmer: Thanks for trying to save my life.
- [Lynn and Kelly look into each other's eyes]
- Kelly Farmer: I love you.
- Lynn Farmer: I love you too. And you know what, I don't really mind being twins.
- Kelly Farmer: Me neither, it makes both of us special. And I don't care if people make dumb jokes about us. Or if Mom dresses us alike. I'll always learn to be a twin sister no matter what.
- Lynn Farmer: I'll always want to be your twin sister too.
- Lynn Farmer: [Finding out that Kelly's been captured] They caught her! I don't want them to hurt her! She's my sister!
- Oscar: Now, now...
- Lynn Farmer: [Nearly in tears] Oscar, I haven't been very nice to Kelly lately. We've never been apart. I bet she's scared and I'm not there to tell her it's OK.
- Oscar: Come on, we got to be brave.
- Lynn Farmer: I know. But we don't know how to get to Aunt Agatha's. We can't free Aunt Sofia and we can't help Kelly.
- Oscar: You just can't give up.
- Mr. N: That's right.
- Oscar: Look.
- [shows Lynn a clock on a billboard]
- Oscar: We still have a half-hour until midnight.
- Lynn Farmer: That's it! Mr. Gravedigger! He'll know how to get there!
- Oscar: Yeah, but where is he?
- Lynn Farmer: He says he lived where the sun always shines and it never gets dark!
- Mr. N: I can fly to Vegas, place a few bets, catch Siegfried and Roy.
- Oscar: You mean the Gravedigger lives in Las Vegas?
- Lynn Farmer: [Points to the billboard] No. I think he lives right there!
- Aunt Sofia: Kelly, are you in there? It's Aunt Sofia! Are you all right? Your sister has saved me!
- Kelly Farmer: [Cracks the door open] What happened?
- Aunt Sofia: Oh! Lynn and Oscar came to the house and used the moonstone to free me!
- Kelly Farmer: Where's Mr. N?
- Aunt Sofia: Mr... Oh! Oh, your friend! Oh! Well, he was so glad that this was all over that he "flew", he "fled", he rushed off!
- Kelly Farmer: And where's Lynn and Oscar?
- Aunt Sofia: Oh, everybody's all safe and sound. Let's hurry, I decided to give your parents the loan so you won't lose the house.
- Kelly Farmer: That's great! Now you can be part of our family!
- Aunt Sofia: Nothing could make me happier. Come on down. Hurry up.
- [Kelly hides and thinks for a moment. She has a 'Something's not right' look on her face]
- Kelly Farmer: [Reappears] And then you and Mom and Lynn and me can all bake your favorite cookies!
- Aunt Sofia: Yes, that's right!
- [Kelly hides again, realizing that it's not Aunt Sofia. She nods as she comes up with an idea]
- Kelly Farmer: Because Mom tells me how much you love chocolate chip cookies!
- Aunt Sofia: Chocolate chip, my favorite! Are you coming down?
- Kelly Farmer: I'm scared, it's too dark!
- Aunt Sofia: Then I'll come up.
- Kelly Farmer: Could you?
- Aunt Sofia: No problem.
- Kelly Farmer: And I'll open the door.
- Aunt Sofia: I'm on my way.
- [Aunt Sofia climbs up the stairs]
- Aunt Sofia: Here I come.
- Kelly Farmer: [Prepares her wand] I can hardly wait!
- Aunt Sofia: Me neither. Ha ha...
- [Gets closer to the door. Kelly then traps her hands between the door lock and wand]
- Aunt Sofia: Kelly, What's going on? What are you... what's happening?
- Kelly Farmer: You're not Aunt Sofia! Her favorite cookies were cinnamon, not chocolate chip!
- [She runs]
- Aunt Agatha: [Disguise broken] I don't care if it's fudge and fly droppings!
- [Struggles to break free]
- Aunt Agatha: Oh, let me out of this! Oh! What's happened to my magic?
- Kelly Farmer: [fleeing] Mr. N!
- [Runs up the stairs]
- Kelly Farmer: Mr. N!
- Mr. N: [Outside, as a crow, senses trouble] Uh-oh!
- Kelly Farmer: [Still running, sees someone she assumes is Mr. N in the shadows downstairs, excited and relieved] Mr. N, Mr. N, Guess what! I trapped Aunt Agatha!
- [the man in the shadows turns out to be George. He picks Kelly up and shakes her, she screams loudly]
- Oscar: [after getting turned into turtles] After her, hurry!
- Gravedigger: Which way is South?
- Oscar: Where you going?
- Gravedigger: I want to go home.
- Kelly Farmer: [Lynn is ready to give up the moonstone] Wait, don't do it! Run! Save yourself!
- Aunt Agatha: George!
- Lynn Farmer: But I can't let her hurt you!
- [Comes downstairs and lays the moonstone at Agatha's feet]
- Lynn Farmer: Mom, when I'm older can I get a nose job?
- Don Farmer: What?
- Christine Farmer: What's wrong with your nose?
- Lynn Farmer: Nothing. But then we just won't look like twins anymore. Then again, can Kelly have a nose job?
- Kelly Farmer: I don't want a nose job.
- Christine Farmer: [Relieved] Good
- Kelly Farmer: I want a tattoo.
- Don Farmer: What?
- Christine Farmer: Being twins is a wonderful thing. It's very special.
- Lynn Farmer: Mom, is there a curse on that house?
- Don Farmer: There's certainly a curse in that house.
- Christine Farmer: Don! Why do you ask that, sweetheart?
- Lynn Farmer: Because the gravedigger said so.
- Christine Farmer: Gravediggers and curses? Girls, Halloween isn't until tomorrow night.
- Kelly Farmer: Is Aunt Agatha really a witch?
- Don Farmer: Oh, you bet she is.
- Lynn Farmer, Kelly Farmer: [Together] She is a witch.
- Aunt Agatha: [Don and Christine enter the living room] Yes?
- Christine Farmer: Aunt Agatha. It's Christine... your niece.
- Aunt Agatha: I know who you are. What do you want?
- Christine Farmer: Could we talk to you for just a minute?
- Aunt Agatha: If you must.
- Lynn Farmer: [Norman the dog is barking at Agatha's cat] Norman, leave that cat alone!
- Kelly Farmer: Norman, get out of there!
- Don Farmer: Kids, get away from that cat!
- Lynn Farmer: [Leaving the forest] Look! There's a house!
- [the fog clears, revealing a very small house]
- Mr. N: You see, I knew that that house was there.
- Lynn Farmer: Give me a break.
- Kelly Farmer: [Observing the house ahead of them] Looks like a really little house.
- Mr. N: [while walking towards the house] No, no, no, no. You see, it only looks small because it's so far off in the distance. It's called a perspective effect. We have quite a hike ahead of us.
- [They get closer to the house in 10 seconds. Mr. N opens the gate]
- Mr. N: I guess it's not the perspective effect after all.
- Aunt Agatha: [Gravedigger nervously awaits for his payment, Agatha pulls out a dollar bill] Have you finished the task?
- [Gives him the dollar but still holds on]
- Aunt Agatha: But not before telling those little twin girls something to which they shouldn't be privy?
- Gravedigger: I... I...
- Aunt Agatha: Don't try! Your days, pitiful and pathetic as they are, shall be numbered!
- [the Gravedigger runs away scared]
- Aunt Agatha: If I ever see your stupid, shriveled face again, I'll use it as an oil rag!
- [Walks back inside]
- Aunt Agatha: George, pour me a bath! Make it good and cold!
- Aunt Agatha: [Aunt Agatha double-crosses Lynn] The little sucker actually believed me. Hee hee hee hee!
- Lynn Farmer: But you crossed your heart!
- Aunt Agatha: But that doesn't count. I don't have a heart. Hee hee hee hee hee hee!
- Mr. N: But I do!
- [Flies down]
- Mr. N: [Kelly escapes from George]
- Lynn Farmer: Kelly, quick! Up the stairs!
- Mr. N: [Grabs the moonstone] Moonstone, coming up!
- Lynn Farmer: Oh!
- Oscar: Good job!
- Lynn Farmer: [the twins and Norman the dog wait in the car] Abracadabra.
- [the wand flies out the window]
- Lynn Farmer: Kelly, wake up!
- Kelly Farmer: What?
- Lynn Farmer: The wand just flew out of my hand.
- Kelly Farmer: Sure.
- Lynn Farmer: Come on!
- [They exit the car]
- Aunt Agatha: [Mr. N comes out of hiding] So, you decided to give yourself up, eh? Where's the brat?
- Mr. N: I'm not giving up. I am negotiating.
- Aunt Agatha: What are you talking about?
- Mr. N: [Walks downstairs] Here's the deal, toots, now, you want the moonstone back, right?
- Aunt Agatha: It is mine!
- Mr. N: Fine. But Kelly and I don't have it. Lynn and Oscar have it. But, if you give me a large reward and promise not to hurt the girls, I will help you get the moonstone back. That will keep them from lifting the spell on sweet ol' Aunt Sofia.
- [Stops walking]
- Mr. N: How does $50,000 sound?
- Aunt Agatha: I don't need you. You're nothing but a duplicitous twerp, a vituperative snark!
- Mr. N: I'm sorry you feel that way... You drive a hard bargain. I respect that.
- [Thinks for a second]
- Mr. N: $25,000 and not a penny less!
- Aunt Agatha: You're starting to irritate me.
- Mr. N: $10,000 and that is my final offer!
- Aunt Agatha: Why don't I give you my final offer?
- Mr. N: I'm all ears.
- [Aunt Agatha uses her magic to turn Mr.N into a crow]
- Mr. N: Caw! Caw! No, I'm all feathers! Caw! Caw!
- [Agatha laughs]
- Mr. N: Lady, I would of settled for 20 bucks!
- Aunt Agatha: Go find a flock and get lost!
- Mr. N: [Flies away] You're crazy, lady!
- [Agatha continues to laugh evilly]
- Kelly Farmer: [Looks through the door] Mr. N! Mr. N!
- [Closes the door, now worried]
- Kelly Farmer: The lights are on. Somebody must be in there.
- Mr. N: Yeah. Somebody with a heck of a backache.
- [Lynn opens the door, the twins look back at Mr. N before they enter the house]
- Mr. N: You're on your own. I can't fit in there.
- Lynn Farmer: [Explaining their agenda to rescue Aunt Sofia] And so, we have to break the magic spell by midnight.
- Oscar: This could be a fantastic adventure! Not without risk, of course. But what great adventure isn't? We have no time to lose.
- Mr. N: [Outside Oscar's window] Ladies, I find parts of that story rather hard to believe
- Oscar: [Looks up at Mr.N , somewhat agreeing. Turns to the twins] The problem is that as people get bigger, their imaginations get smaller.
- Kelly Farmer: You mean you'll take us to the gathering?
- Oscar: Of course I will! But we have to be prepared.
- Lynn Farmer: [Lynn, Oscar, Gravedigger and Mr. N search for Aunt Sofia] She said she was trapped in a mirror. Spread out!
- Pumpkin Driver: [Mr.N has caused the pumpkin truck to crash. He grabs the twins and tries to act natural, but no luck] Hey! My pumpkins!
- Mr. N: [Begins to run] Run! Run!
- Pumpkin Driver: [Chases after the girls and Mr.N] Come back here!
- Mr. N: Quickly! Run!
- Lynn Farmer: Let's get out of here!
- Kelly Farmer: I'm with you!
- Mr. N: Run!