Mr. Nanny (1993)

Robert Hy Gorman: Alex Mason, Jr.

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Quotes 

• Sean Armstrong : Show some respect, Burt saved my life.

  Burt Wilson : Oh yeah, I took a bullet for this guy, nicked an artery, you should've seen the blood pumping out, ka-bloom, ka-bloom, ka-bloom - nearly hit the ceiling.

  Kate Mason : Eeeew!

  Alex Mason, Jr. : Cool!

• Sean Armstrong : Must've hit him pretty hard, he landed head first in the swimming pool of the hotel next door.

  Alex Mason, Jr. : Must've made a killer splash!

  Sean Armstrong : Na, the pool was empty, it would've killed him, but his hair cushioned the fall.

  Burt Wilson : Of course they couldn't scrape up all of his brain goo but he got a nice metal plate in the slammer.

• Sean Armstrong : If you're getting ready for a fight, you just need attitude, not muscles.

  Alex Mason, Jr. : That's easy for you to say when you're the size of a redwood.

  Sean Armstrong : I was a big kid, I still got whooped every day. My old man never taught me to take care of myself, he never taught me nothing.

  Alex Mason, Jr. : So how'd you get them to stop beating on you?

  Sean Armstrong : I graduated.

  Alex Mason, Jr. : Oh.

  Sean Armstrong : Then this little guy Burt taught me some attitude.

• Alex Mason, Sr. : The agency won't send us anymore nannies.

  Alex Mason, Jr. : Is that why you brought home Frankenstein?

  Alex Mason, Sr. : Alex!

• Sean Armstrong : [after getting drenched in the bathroom]  Kids. They're just...

  Alex Mason, Jr. : [from downstairs]  Sean, dinner! Here, piggy, piggy, piggy, piggy! SOOEY!

  Sean Armstrong : kids.

• Alex Mason, Jr. : [Armstrong has just fallen into a swimming pool of red dye]  Wow! Now all he needs is a pitchfork and a pointy tail.

  Sean Armstrong : That... is... it.

  [slips back into pool] 

  Sean Armstrong : Whoa!

  Alex Mason, Jr. : See ya!

• Sean Armstrong : [drives up near the kids' school]  This is my old school, you mean to tell me you guys go to public school?

  Alex Mason, Jr. : Ooooooohhh, he can read. Our dad did think it was a great place... but when he finds out you used to go here...

  [Sean drives up to the school] 

  Alex Mason, Jr. : Hey what're you doing? It's hard enough fitting in without everyone knowing we have a Rolls Royce.

  Sean Armstrong : What're you talking about?

  Kate Mason : Alex has no friends.

  Sean Armstrong : Like I'm so surprised.