Mr. Nanny (1993)

Sherman Hemsley: Burt Wilson

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Quotes 

• Thanatos : First you defy me? Then you mock my hair? You're dead!

  [pulls out a gun] 

  Burt Wilson : Look out!

  [covers Sean, gets shot, Thanatos finds the gun empty and runs away] 

  Burt Wilson : Get him!

• Burt Wilson : Give me 20 bucks for the cabbie, quick.

  Sean Armstrong : Keep the change.

  Cabbie : [sarcastically]  Gee! A whole quarter.

  Burt Wilson : A quarter? Gimme that! This ain't Christmas!

• Sean Armstrong : Show some respect, Burt saved my life.

  Burt Wilson : Oh yeah, I took a bullet for this guy, nicked an artery, you should've seen the blood pumping out, ka-bloom, ka-bloom, ka-bloom - nearly hit the ceiling.

  Kate Mason : Eeeew!

  Alex Mason, Jr. : Cool!

• Thanatos : I ordered you to throw that match, cost me money, big money!

  Burt Wilson : Oh yeah? Bigger than your hair?

  Sean Armstrong : We don't throw matches.

  Burt Wilson : Yeah, tell ya what, if you was soaked in some gasoline, we'd throw some matches, y'know the flaming kind, and with that fur-ball on top of your head, you'd make one hell of a torch.

  [laughs] 

• Sean Armstrong : Must've hit him pretty hard, he landed head first in the swimming pool of the hotel next door.

  Alex Mason, Jr. : Must've made a killer splash!

  Sean Armstrong : Na, the pool was empty, it would've killed him, but his hair cushioned the fall.

  Burt Wilson : Of course they couldn't scrape up all of his brain goo but he got a nice metal plate in the slammer.

• Burt Wilson : You know I'm going to need a partner here.

  Sean Armstrong : Thanks but you know I haven't had a vacation since... since I met you.

  Burt Wilson : Vacation? Well you know if you need me I can get out of this monkey suit at any time.

  Corinne : And how far do you think you're going to get on TWO broken legs?

• Burt Wilson : [when Sean wants to quit]  Do me one last favor.

  Sean Armstrong : What's that?

  Burt Wilson : Go by my house and turn off the gas in my oven.

  Sean Armstrong : Why can't you turn it off?

  Burt Wilson : BECAUSE MY HEAD'S GONNA BE IN IT!

• Burt Wilson : [on the phone, while his stuff is being repossessed]  I can't believe I'm talking to the same Sean Armstrong that I traveled all over this great country with. A man of strength and courage, who defeated every vile, vulgar opponent he ever faced. And now, this fearless giant is cowering because of two little innocent children!

• Sean Armstrong : [playing ballerinas with Kate]  Burt, lovely to see you. You look positively effervescent. May I offer you tea? Perhaps a watercress sandwich?

  Burt Wilson : Knock it off! And get outta that thing!

  Sean Armstrong : Oh! You mean my leotard? Ah, the ballet. It enhances grace. I'm a changed man.

  [Sean picks Burt up] 

  Burt Wilson : Aah! Hey! Put me down, you klutz!

  Sean Armstrong : I'm not a klutz anymore, Burtinsky.

  [trips over rolled-up rug] 

  Sean Armstrong : Oh!

  [crashes into potted plants] 

  Kate Mason : He's not as far along as I thought.

  Sean Armstrong : Darn, I jet'ed when I should've pli'ed.

  Burt Wilson : And I used to share a hotel room with you?

• Corinne : [Burt's knocking on the door]  Coming, I'm coming.

  [Knocking continues] 

  Corinne : I said I'm coming!

  [Swings the door open] 

  Burt Wilson : Mama!

  Corinne : How would you like that cane up your nose?