My Boyfriend's Back (1993)

Paul Dooley: Big Chuck

Quotes 

• Dr. Bronson : I'm afraid I have some bad news. Your boy is very sick. He's lost a massive amount of blood, and his pulse and retinal response are poor, and as you can see there's an axe sticking out of his head.

  Big Chuck : He's not sick, you idiot, he's dead!

  Dr. Bronson : Oh, everybody's a doctor. You think maybe I could make the diagnosis?

• Big Chuck : Is there anyone in my family you DON'T plan to eat?

• Big Chuck : GOOD girls don't hang around with dead boys!

• Big Chuck : Shut up, you little zombie slut!

• Big Chuck : You are not taking my daughter to the prom, you stupid dead son of a bitch!

• Big Chuck : Whore of the undead!