My Boyfriend's Back (1993)

Andrew Lowery: Johnny

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Quotes 

• Mr. Dingle : You know son... your mother and I, and the ambulance driver, and the coroner, and the embalmer, were all pretty much convinced that you were dead.

  Johnny : I got better.

  Mr. Dingle : Huh. Well, welcome home, son.

  Johnny : Thanks.

  Mrs. Dingle : Are you hungry, do you want something to eat? Gee, there's a lot of food left over from the funeral.

• Johnny : What?

  Eddie : What do you mean, what? You just tried to take a bite out of my arm!

  Johnny : I'm sorry, Eddie. It was just gonna be a little bite.

• Johnny : You may not know this, Missy, but I ate Chuck for YOU!

  Missy's Friend : God, my boyfriend won't even pump gas for me.

• Eddie : Alright, newsflash, this just in, Johnny: Missy is going to the prom with Buck. You got it?

  Johnny : Look. You pretend to kill her, I save her life, she thinks I'm a hero, ditches Buck and goes to the prom with me. How sweet is that?

  Eddie : This is desperate and this is sick. I think you should get some therapy. I do!

• [after his ear falls off] 

  Johnny : I heard someone my age is supposed to be comfortable with the way their body changes, but given the circumstances, this was too much.

• Johnny : Sorry I'm late, Mrs. Cooper. You wouldn't BELIEVE the trouble I had getting here!

  Johnny's School Teacher : I would believe it. And I'm not impressed. You get one demerit.

  Johnny : But-!

  Johnny's School Teacher : Just because you're dead does not mean that you can come waltzing in here whenever you like.

• Johnny : It's because I'm dead, isn't it. That's why you won't go out with me.

  Missy : Don't insult me.

  Johnny : You're afraid of what people might say, aren't you. Behind your back, everybody whispering, 'there goes Missy and the dead kid'!

• Buck Van Patten : You think you can hang out with us decent living folks like you're still alive or something?

  Johnny : Why is everyone making such a big deal about this? I've only been dead ONE DAY.

• Johnny : Look, I almost took a bite out of my friend Eddie, and it was SUCH the wrong thing to do. He's very mad.

• Johnny : I died for you! I came back from the dead for you! I love you!

• Johnny : Just because I crawled out of a grave doesn't make me a frickin' zombie.