My Boyfriend's Back (1993)

Austin Pendleton: Dr. Bronson

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• Dr. Bronson : Okay, well, you're dead. Which is unusual, because we don't normally see this much activity in a dead person.

• Dr. Bronson : I'm afraid I have some bad news. Your boy is very sick. He's lost a massive amount of blood, and his pulse and retinal response are poor, and as you can see there's an axe sticking out of his head.

  Big Chuck : He's not sick, you idiot, he's dead!

  Dr. Bronson : Oh, everybody's a doctor. You think maybe I could make the diagnosis?