Surf Ninjas (1993)

John Karlen: Mac

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Quotes 

• Adam : [Adam and Johnny both stand in slight shock for a moment as Zatch aproaches]  Ummm Dad, remember the guy you said that would come if we didn't eat our vegetables, he's here!

  Johnny : No, that's not the Boogieman, it's a homicidal killer.

  Mac : [whispers]  Zatch!

• Mac : Crazy, is that it, you just wanna drive me crazy, is that it?

  Adam : No Dad, we just wanna DRIVE... but the MAN wont LET us.

• Mac : [Heavy Metal Music is playing on the Stereo]  Boys, how many times do I have to tell you, no "Van Halen" until AFTER I've had my Coffee.

  [Turns the Music off] 

  Johnny : But we've already had ours.

• Mac : [Johnny and Mac are in Shock for a moment as the camera angle focuses on a hand holding a kitchen knife]  I'd put that knife down if I were you!

  [the Camera Angle starts pointing up revealing Iggy's Face] 

  Iggy : Seriously, if you don't want chives, I wont put em in.

  Johnny : Well, I want chives bro.

  Mac : Iggy, you're here every day, and every night, don't your Parents wonder where you've been?

  Iggy : Mr. MC.Quinn, My Parents are locked up in a Bio-Screen in Arizona, Pimento?

  Mac : Huh?

  Iggy : ...It's like a little Tomato. Yes, Bio-Screen, lots of plants n animals, no one else allowed in anywhere around them. look, for it to be hard for me to explain it to a layman, like Yourself.

  Mac : Iggy, You know what you need, is a professional listener.

  Johnny : He visits the School shrink every day.

  Mac : Not helping, and don't your parents ever feed ya, and don't they ever provide you with enough clothing besides MY BOXER SHORTS!

  Iggy : [Looks down at the Shorts He's wearing]  These are yours?

  Mac : YES!