Surf Ninjas (1993)

Ernie Reyes Jr.: Johnny

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Quotes 

• Johnny : How did you get out of those hand cuffs?

  Lt. Spence : I had a key.

  Johnny : Where, we searched you?

  Lt. Spence : I swallowed it last Tuesday.

  Adam : How'd you know you were gonna need it?

  Lt. Spence : I swallow it every Tuesday.

• Johnny : [Johnny and Adam are about to surf the waves]  Wooo, the waves our pumpin...

  Iggy : Go.

  Johnny : What, you're not coming with us?

  Iggy : I'll be there in a minute, I just gotta wax the old "Man to wave friction reducing vehicle".

  [Johnny and Adam stare at him with pause] 

  Iggy : ... Surfboard!

  Johnny : Oh, so we'll see you after, Right?

  Iggy : Sure, gotta put some wax on so I dont slip off, need a lotta wax.

  Johnny : [Afterwards]  Whoa, I think I fully dinged my board on a rock or somethin...

  [Iggy starts walking towards the water] 

  Johnny : ... Bro we're leaving!

  Iggy : What, now? Awww c'mon, I had some moves in me too!

  Johnny : [Under his Breath]  Yeah right, you never surfed a day in your Life.

  Iggy : Look, tommorow we start off early, o.k.?

• Johnny : [a remaining bad guy is crawling up stairs of the temple]  Newsflash: Your Side Lost!

  [Bad guy stops crawling up, and falls down the large amount of stairs of the temple] 

• Adam : You know what they say - Chick's got a veil, dude better bail.

  Johnny : If she covers her face, pick up the pace.

  Iggy : She's afraid to show it. She's... probably not very attractive.

• Adam : [Adam and Johnny both stand in slight shock for a moment as Zatch aproaches]  Ummm Dad, remember the guy you said that would come if we didn't eat our vegetables, he's here!

  Johnny : No, that's not the Boogieman, it's a homicidal killer.

  Mac : [whispers]  Zatch!

• Adam : [after leaving the raid at their house]  So... when can we go back home?

  Zatch : Your home is Patusan.

  Johnny : No! Our home, was that house, back on Ocean Park.

  Iggy : Whoa, guys I don't think you really wanna go back there. I mean, our Buddy Long John Silver here left the GAS running in the House, real Bright! I mean, what if the house blows up...

  [a big Explosion happens in the background] 

  Iggy : ...WHOA!

  Adam : [Stunned]  Our home!

  Johnny : [Stunned also]  He... blew up our home!

  Zatch : [Regretably]  I had no choice, and now you have no choice but to come with me, it's your Destiny.

  Johnny : [Starts attacking Zatch]  You had no choice... You had no CHOICE? Your INSANE!

  Adam : [Helping Johnny]  Get your rotten hands off my Brother!

  Zatch : Stay calm your highnesses, you must know that there is no turning back!

  Iggy : I can't believe... that I just DID that, I am Responsible for the Destruction of my best friends personal property!

  Johnny : What are you talking about Iggy, you didn't do anything.

  Iggy : I did too! Something happened, I don't know what it is, but now every time I say WHAT IF about something it comes true, and back there I said "What if the the house blows up", and it blew up!

  [Convinced that He has Special Powers] 

  Iggy : Wow, I have this tremendous responsibility! What if I lose this power?

  [Realization hits] 

  Iggy : Oh no, I just what if I lose this power! Damn it, I had it, then I lost it!

  Zatch : [Annoyed by Iggy]  But what of THIS one, the Commoner?

  Adam : Why don't you just blow HIM up!

• Ro-May : [to Johnny]  I think they're waiting for you to say something.

  Johnny : [pause, turns to Adam]  I've got nothing!

  Adam : I'll handle it, Bro.

  [Yells out to the Crowd] 

  Adam : Kwantsu Dudes!

  [the Crowd Starts Repeating it] 

  Johnny : Wow, they really must like that Word.

  Adam : Yeah, it Probably means like... Free Beer, or something.

• Johnny : While in Patusan, guests of The Revolution stay at the Mecrob Hilton.

  Iggy : That's the Mecrob Hilton. Serving strange things and shells since 1207.

• Johnny : Adam, you're driving!

  Adam : Ain't it bitchin'?

• Johnny : Kwantsu, Dudes!

• Adam : [shouts as he stands up in the moving vehicle]  Motosurf!

  Iggy : Motosurf!

  Johnny : Motosurf!

• Mac : [Heavy Metal Music is playing on the Stereo]  Boys, how many times do I have to tell you, no "Van Halen" until AFTER I've had my Coffee.

  [Turns the Music off] 

  Johnny : But we've already had ours.

• Adam : Say, Johnny, what if what that Zatch guy said was true? I mean, about Your Destiny to become a Warrior, and Mine to be a Seeker...

  [Iggy interupts from behind the couch holding a Playboy Magazine] 

  Iggy : ...and don't forget, I'm the King, seriously, you guys couldn't of missed these Magazines, there is a whole stack of em underneath Your Bed...

  Johnny : Iggy, you can't be the King of Patusan.

  [Iggy looks at Him Discouragingly] 

  Johnny : You're not Asian.

  Iggy : Hey, two words for you; David Carradine, and Kung Fu.

• Johnny : Ro-May, you know what would be really great is if you'd run like a mother and get Winky the One-Eyed black belt!

• Mac : [Johnny and Mac are in Shock for a moment as the camera angle focuses on a hand holding a kitchen knife]  I'd put that knife down if I were you!

  [the Camera Angle starts pointing up revealing Iggy's Face] 

  Iggy : Seriously, if you don't want chives, I wont put em in.

  Johnny : Well, I want chives bro.

  Mac : Iggy, you're here every day, and every night, don't your Parents wonder where you've been?

  Iggy : Mr. MC.Quinn, My Parents are locked up in a Bio-Screen in Arizona, Pimento?

  Mac : Huh?

  Iggy : ...It's like a little Tomato. Yes, Bio-Screen, lots of plants n animals, no one else allowed in anywhere around them. look, for it to be hard for me to explain it to a layman, like Yourself.

  Mac : Iggy, You know what you need, is a professional listener.

  Johnny : He visits the School shrink every day.

  Mac : Not helping, and don't your parents ever feed ya, and don't they ever provide you with enough clothing besides MY BOXER SHORTS!

  Iggy : [Looks down at the Shorts He's wearing]  These are yours?

  Mac : YES!