Surf Ninjas (1993)
Ernie Reyes Sr.: Zatch
Quotes
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Zatch : Something not even money can buy: the knives of Kwantsu.
Iggy : Knives? Oh yeah, seriously. That's something money can't buy. Knives. Once I went to a cutlery store and said 'Here's $100,000, can I buy a knife?' They said, 'NO. Money can't buy knives.' Gee, I guess that's why you hardly ever see any of 'em around.
[Later]
Iggy : On the third day of the expedition they came across a giant rubber plant. Unfortunately, they could not cut it down, for as we know, money can't buy knives. Walking around the plant, they continued on the shores of Patusan.
Zatch : Is there no way we can shut this chattering monkey up?
Lt. Spence : You know, I'd cut him. But, I don't have a knife.
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Adam : [after leaving the raid at their house] So... when can we go back home?
Zatch : Your home is Patusan.
Johnny : No! Our home, was that house, back on Ocean Park.
Iggy : Whoa, guys I don't think you really wanna go back there. I mean, our Buddy Long John Silver here left the GAS running in the House, real Bright! I mean, what if the house blows up...
[a big Explosion happens in the background]
Iggy : ...WHOA!
Adam : [Stunned] Our home!
Johnny : [Stunned also] He... blew up our home!
Zatch : [Regretably] I had no choice, and now you have no choice but to come with me, it's your Destiny.
Johnny : [Starts attacking Zatch] You had no choice... You had no CHOICE? Your INSANE!
Adam : [Helping Johnny] Get your rotten hands off my Brother!
Zatch : Stay calm your highnesses, you must know that there is no turning back!
Iggy : I can't believe... that I just DID that, I am Responsible for the Destruction of my best friends personal property!
Johnny : What are you talking about Iggy, you didn't do anything.
Iggy : I did too! Something happened, I don't know what it is, but now every time I say WHAT IF about something it comes true, and back there I said "What if the the house blows up", and it blew up!
[Convinced that He has Special Powers]
Iggy : Wow, I have this tremendous responsibility! What if I lose this power?
[Realization hits]
Iggy : Oh no, I just what if I lose this power! Damn it, I had it, then I lost it!
Zatch : [Annoyed by Iggy] But what of THIS one, the Commoner?
Adam : Why don't you just blow HIM up!
