Chef! (1993–1996)

Tim Matthews: Crispin

Quotes 

• [an article about Everton has appeared in a prestigious gastronomic magazine] 

  Crispin : Show it to him, Everton.

  Everton Stonehead : Well, I...

  Crispin : Look, he's bound to see it sooner or later. It's much better to have courtesy on your side.

  Everton Stonehead : I was afraid he might be a bit pissed off.

  Crispin : Oh no, he won't be pissed off.

  Everton Stonehead : Oh, good...

  Crispin : He'll be incandescent with blind and barbaric fury. Next to Chef, Mount Pinatubo will be an irritating, unripe zit. The killing fields of Kampuchea will be as a bouncy castle.