Space Ghost Coast to Coast (1993–2012)
George Lowe: Space Ghost, Tad Ghostal, 'Tad Ghostal, Announcer, Italian Space Ghost, Narrator, Salesman, Self - Space Ghost, Singer, Space Ghost'
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Quotes
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Space Ghost : I'll be dead long before you were born and I'll be dead long before you'll be dead.
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Zorak : My favorite episode of The Golden Girls is the one where they all took contaminated Geritol and died.
Space Ghost : That was never an episode!
Zorak : Well, it should have been.
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Space Ghost : No one sleeps with my grandmother!
[pause]
Space Ghost : Right?
Zorak : Right!
[in the background]
Zorak : From now on.
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Space Ghost : Oh boy, the Shatner's really hit the fan now. I'm up Dawson's Creek without a paddle.
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Zorak : I got a friend coming by in about five minutes, so, uh... I gotta escape.
Space Ghost : What are you all gonna do?
Zorak : I think we're gonna smash light bulbs out by the dumpster.
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Space Ghost : I have a giant brain that is able to reduce any complex machine into a simple yes or no answer.
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Space Ghost : I'll spank you smartly with my spank ray.
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Space Ghost : I could plead the Fifth.
Zorak : If you could count that high.
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[singing the Twelve Days of Christmas]
[a horribly failed attempt at the Twelve Days of Christmas]
Council of Doom : On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...
Black Widow : Leonard Nimoy Sings!
Tansut : Four quesadillas!
Lokar : Three reruns of "What's Happening!"
Metallus : Two plus eight is ten.
Brak : Hi, my name is Braaaak!
Space Ghost : Enough! That was pitiful!
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Space Ghost : Welcome back, stupid viewers! You'll watch anything! Go ahead, change the channel. You'll be back!
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Space Ghost : Bears are Crazy. They'll bite your head if you're wearing a steak on it.
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[Space Ghost and Moltar are holding a dinner murder mystery]
Space Ghost : Now, what about these beans?
Moltar : Those must've fallen out of my hair.
[pause]
Moltar : Well, you're just making all this (bleep) up!
[pause]
Moltar : Oh, what, you're the only one that gets to make (bleep) up?
[pause]
Moltar : Those are part of the dinner.
Space Ghost : No they're not. They're part of the plot.
Moltar : They were on the menu.
Space Ghost : Murder is on the menu.
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Zorak : You dance like a woman.
Space Ghost : I dance like a woman... if she were a man!
Zorak : Well... ya got me there.
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Space Ghost : Moltar, what's our depth?
Moltar : 20,000 leagues, sir.
Space Ghost : Take her to twenty-one.
Moltar : Twenty-one? But... why?
Space Ghost : Because it's more fantastical.
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[watching 60s cartoon of himself]
Space Ghost : Those stupid kids, why did I even bother?
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Space Ghost : Let's break down these boxes so they store easier!
Zorak : ...That's boring!
Space Ghost : You don't know from fun!
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Space Ghost : Dames are like mustard: they taste great on a sandwich. But when you're not eating a sandwich... they just sit there in the fridge... on a shelf... in a jar... labeled... mustard.
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Space Ghost : I saw a yard gnome once. It didn't scare me!
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Space Ghost : I'm gonna go to the desk, now...
Zorak : You go ahead and *try*. You see what you get.
[teleports to the desk]
Space Ghost : Here I am now... At the desk.
Moltar : [shouts] You got lucky, Pal!
Zorak : You try it *next time*! You see what you get!
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Space Ghost : Did you just call me a monkey?
