Clerks (1994)
Donna Jeanne: Indecisive Video Customer
Quotes
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Indecisive Video Customer : They say so much, but they never tell you if it's any good. Are either one of these any good? Sir?
Randal Graves : What?
Indecisive Video Customer : Are either one of these any good?
Randal Graves : I don't watch movies.
Indecisive Video Customer : Well, have you heard anything about either one of them?
Randal Graves : I find it's best to stay out of other people's affairs.
Indecisive Video Customer : You mean you haven't heard anybody say anything about either one of these?
Randal Graves : Nope.
Indecisive Video Customer : [turns around, then shows Randal the same movies] Well, what about these two?
Randal Graves : Oh, they suck.
Indecisive Video Customer : These are the same two movies! You weren't paying any attention!
Randal Graves : No, I wasn't.
Indecisive Video Customer : I don't think your manager would appreciate it if...
Randal Graves : I don't appreciate your ruse, ma'am.
Indecisive Video Customer : I beg your pardon?
Randal Graves : Your ruse. Your cunning attempt to trick me.
Indecisive Video Customer : I was only pointing out that you weren't paying any attention to what I was saying.
Randal Graves : And I hope it feels good.
Indecisive Video Customer : You hope *what* feels good?
Randal Graves : I hope it feels so good to be right. There's nothing more exhilarating than pointing out the shortcomings of others, is there?
Indecisive Video Customer : Well, this is the last time I rent here.
Randal Graves : You'll be missed.
Indecisive Video Customer : Screw you!
[leaves]
Randal Graves : [runs to the door] Hey! You're not allowed to rent here anymore!
Jay : [outside; has no idea what's going on] Yeah!