Cops and Robbersons (1994)

Chevy Chase: Norman Robberson

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Quotes 

• Lt. Jake Stone : You arrested a waiter?

  Norman Robberson : Jake, he was rude.

  Lt. Jake Stone : Norman, you can't arrest people for being rude. If you could, all of New York City would be on Death Row.

• Norman Robberson : Do you know what smoking does to you? It stunts your growth, it yellows your teeth and blackens your lungs. Is that what you want? To be a yellow toothed midget with lung cancer?

  Kevin Robberson : I'm keeping my options open.

• Norman Robberson : [to himself in the mirror]  You talkin' to me? You talkin' to ME? You, talk me? You, me?