The Crow (1994)

Michael Massee: Funboy

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Quotes 

• Funboy : Jesus Christ!

  Eric Draven : Jesus Christ? Stop me if you heard this one: Jesus Christ walks into a hotel.

  [Fun Boy shoots him] 

  Eric Draven : Ow! He hands the innkeeper three nails, and he asks...

  [Fun Boy shoots him again] 

  Funboy : Don't you ever fuckin' die?

  Eric Draven : Can you put me up for the night?

• [Skank puts a gun to Tin Tin's head] 

  Skank : Fuck you, Tin Tin!

  [Tin Tin puts a knife to Skank's throat] 

  Tin Tin : Hey, that shit ain't even loaded, man.

  [Funboy points a gun at Tin Tin] 

  Funboy : This one is.

  [T-Bird points a gun at all three of them] 

  T-Bird : Which of you Motor City motherfuckers wants to bet me this one isn't?

• Funboy : You are seriously fucked up. Would you look in the mirror? I mean, you need professional help!

• Funboy : Look what you've done... to my sheets.

• [Funboy pulls the trigger, blowing a hole in Eric Draven's hand] 

  Funboy : Bingo! He shoots, he scores!