Little Big League (1994)

John Ashton: Mac Macnally

Quotes 

• Billy Heywood : If Joe can paint a house in three hours and Sam can paint the same house in five hours, how long will it take to paint it together?

  Mac : Now wait a minute, you never said this was a word problem.

• Mac : You're a frickin' primadonna, McGreavy. You don't deserve to wear that uniform.

  Mike McGrevey : You know, you're right, Mac. I'm a disgrace to the Twins. I think you should trade me.

  Mac : As soon as we find someone dumb enough to take you, that's EXACTLY what we're gonna do.

  Billy Heywood : No we're not. We're not trading you.

  Mike McGrevey : So what are you going to do, bench me?

  Billy Heywood : Nope, play you. When it's your turn to pitch, you pitch. Nothing changes.

  Mike McGrevey : You know, I don't think that's such a good idea. I have a feeling my concentration's not going to be that good out there. I might tend to forget some of those scouting reports.

  Billy Heywood : Well, that's up to you, you're the free agent. Hey Mac, what's the going rate for an absent-minded pitcher who can't get anybody out?