North (1994)
Bruce Willis: Narrator
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Quotes
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Joey Fingers : A bird in the hand is always greener than the grass under the other guy's bushes. It's a metaphor used by gardeners and landscaping people in general.
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Joey Fingers : Remember, kid, if you can't stand the heat, stay out of Miami.
North : What metaphor is that?
Joey Fingers : What metaphor? You ever been down there in August? Your balls stick to your leg like crazy glue.
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North : How can Labor Day be next week? I just got here.
Sleigh Driver : You walked from your house to the ice floes, right? It's a 10-week walk, even with the wind at your back.
North : No wonder we stopped for lunch 49 times.
Sleigh Driver : It's that six-months-of-daylight thing. It throws everybody off. I myself only showered 12 times during the '70s.
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Federal Express Truck Driver : If you absolutely, positively have to get home by tomorrow morning, you've come to the right truck.
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Gabby : We got a saying out here: Sometimes when you're panning for gold, you gotta try more than one stream.
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[after being introduced to...]
Joey Fingers : "North". Always been one of my favorite directions.