Quotes
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Lieutenant Talinsky : Again. When you hear door, you say
[puts money on table]
Lieutenant Talinsky : "I'm in the bathroom, I'll meet you there."
Bellboy : I'm in the bathroom. Meet me there.
Lieutenant Talinsky : [sighs, puts more money on table] Again!
[singing]
Lieutenant Talinsky : I'm in the bathrooom, I'll meet you theeere.
Bellboy : [singing] I'm in the bathrooom, meet you theeere.
Lieutenant Talinsky : [grumbling in frustration, knocks desk with his fist twice]
Bellboy : Come in.
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Sgt. Larvelle Jones : [Bellboy is eating in Lassard's hotel room, plates of food strewn everywhere. Jones & Tackleberry are outside. They see a messy room service tray. Jones knocks on door] Sir? I want to remind you the plane leaves at 3 o'clock!
Bellboy : [With a mouthful of water] In a bathroom.
Sgt. Larvelle Jones : Sir?
[Bellboy lets out a huge belch. Jones looks worried, sees 'Do Not Disturb' sign on door]
Sgt. Larvelle Jones : [to Tackleberry] Something about that sign disturbs...
Bellboy : [on toilet, burping, crying] Mama.
Sgt. Larvelle Jones : [to Tackleberry] What do you say we, uh...
Sgt. Eugene Tackleberry : I'm way ahead of ya.
[Tackleberry takes wine bottle holder from cart, puts it on his head and charges, breaking a hole in the door]
Sgt. Eugene Tackleberry : Sir?
Bellboy : [Bellboy is seen showering fully clothed, freezing in the cold water] In the t-t-t-t-t-t bathrooooom...
[Tackleberry puts the wine bottle holder down, puts his cap back on. Jones & Tackleberry silently leave]