Revenge of the Nerds IV: Nerds in Love (1994 TV Movie)
Julia Montgomery: Betty Skolnick
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Quotes
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Betty Skolnick : Lewis, I don't want you to go now, it's after 3 in the morning.
Lewis Skolnick : If my wife and my unborn fetal son want pickles and ice cream, I don't care what time it is.
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Betty Skolnick : Lewis, there were women at the party last night, weren't there?
Lewis Skolnick : Yeah.
Betty Skolnick : Were they pretty?
Lewis Skolnick : Yeah.
Betty Skolnick : What did you do with them?
Lewis Skolnick : The bunny hop.
Betty Skolnick : That's it? Just the bunny hop?
Lewis Skolnick : Yeah.
Betty Skolnick : Okay, then you can still be my Valentine.
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Betty Skolnick : Hey. What's Trevor Gulf doing?
Jeanie Humphrey : [startled] I-I think he's mooning us.
Lewis Skolnick : That's no moon, thats the San Joquin valley
[shouts, running at Trevor as people began to react off-screen]
Lewis Skolnick : TREVOR, NO!
Takashi : [takes photo of Trevor's mooning] Oh! Big Smile!
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Jeanie Humphrey : It's on!
Lewis Skolnick , Betty Skolnick : What's on?
Jeanie Humphrey : The wedding!
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Lewis Skolnick : Hey, so Booger, how are things going with the in-laws?
Dudley Dawson : Well, things were going okay, until my mother-in-law passed out and cracked her head on the coffee table.
Lewis Skolnick , Betty Skolnick : Oh.
Dudley Dawson : I don't think my father-in-law likes me at all.
Lewis Skolnick , Betty Skolnick : Umm.
Dudley Dawson : He's one of those pretentious, hoity-toity nouveau riche types. He may be anti-nerd.
Lewis Skolnick : *gasp*
Betty Skolnick : Oh no.
Motel Manager : Hmm.
Betty Skolnick : Why does this always have to poke its ugly head out?
Lewis Skolnick : Indeed. We need to nip this in the bud. Booger, I want you to know I take my job as best man very seriously, and I will take care of everything, including Jeannie's old man. Never fear, Skolnick's here.
Betty Skolnick : I love you, you big galoot.
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Takashi : Hey everybody, everybody! Booger's parents are here! Mr. and Mrs. Booger, Mr. and Mrs. Booger!
[applause]
Dudley Dawson : Mom? Dad!
Chip : They look like they just fell off a pickle truck.
Gaylord : [slaps Chip] Chip!
Chip : Ow!
Dudley Dawson : Folks, everybody, excuse me, these are my parents.
Everybody : Oh!
Betty Skolnick : We're so glad that you're here, Mr. and Mrs. Dawson.
[applause]
Dudley Dawson : I am flabbergasted. We would both like to thank all of you from the bottom of our hearts for this... wonderful shower you're throwing us.
Lewis Skolnick : It's probably the first shower he's ever had.
[guffaws]
Mr. Dawson : No, he showered regularly: every other night in the summer, and weekly in the winter.
[more guffaws]
Dudley Dawson : Well, I don't know about you guys, but I'm ready to jump off the dock!
Ogre : Yeah!
[applause]
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Lewis Skolnick : Okay, all right, anybody who feels that Booger could have had an illegitimate child in Sandusky, Ohio, raise your right hands.
[Most of the Tri-Lambdas raise their hands at first, followed by Ogre and Betty]
Lewis Skolnick : Opposed?
Betty Skolnick : You don't think it's possible?
Lewis Skolnick : No, I do not; Booger may be Booger, but he always took precautions.
Lamar : That is right, he always did wear condoms.
Takashi : Ohh, condoms!
Lamar : Mm-hmm.
Trevor Gulf : So, he couldn't have a child.
Lewis Skolnick : No way.
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Jeanie Humphrey : [uses the pond scooper as a pole vault, and grunts as he climbs Jeanie's balcony rail] Booger.
Dudley Dawson : Darling! Whoa!
[Booger stumbles over the balcony rail]
Dudley Dawson : So what if I have a child?
Jeanie Humphrey : I'm so confused, you know, I don't know what to think anymore!
Dudley Dawson : Oh, marry me, Jeanie!
Jeanie Humphrey : I- I just need a few days to think about it.
Dudley Dawson : And not get married on Valentine's Day?
Jeanie Humphrey : I'm confused, Booger, I need time!
Dudley Dawson : There was a time when getting married on Valentine's Day was... the most important thing in the world to us.
Jeanie Humphrey : [sighs] Please go, Booger.
Dudley Dawson : Is that what you really want?
Jeanie Humphrey : [fighting back the tears] No,not in my heart and... not in my soul, but I'm just so nuts over this, you know. It's like I just need a little space... Please, Booger?
Dudley Dawson : [Booger gives a rose to Jeanie, starts to sing softly] Jean, Jean / The roses are red /
Jeanie Humphrey : [starts singing] All the leaves have gone green /
Dudley Dawson : And the skies are so low /
Jeanie Humphrey : You can touch them / And so /
Dudley Dawson , Jeanie Humphrey : Come into my arms / Bonnie Jean.
[Booger and Jeanie briefly embrace, falling back onto the bed, giggling]
Jeanie Humphrey : [goes to the balcony] It's on!
Lewis Skolnick , Betty Skolnick : What's on?
Jeanie Humphrey : The wedding! Whoo-hoo!
[Jeanie tosses a rose down from the balcony]
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Betty Skolnick : [Betty has just given birth to her baby, and she cries tears of joy] Oh, oh, it's so beautiful.
Lewis Skolnick : [holds his newborn baby] Our son is born. Kunta Skolnick!
Mr. Skolnick : [holds his grandson for all to see] Behold, the nerd child.