Revenge of the Nerds IV: Nerds in Love (1994 TV Movie)
Christina Pickles: Tippy
Quotes
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Aaron Humphrey : Everybody who's important is gone.
Tippy : No, no look, your sister's still here.
Aaron Humphrey : My sister stays to the end of supermarket openings.
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Jeanie Humphrey : I love Booger! And I'm gonna marry him, no matter WHAT you say!
Tippy : Jeanie!
[to Aaron]
Tippy : What did you say to her?
Aaron Humphrey : Nothing, I just made a suggestion.
Tippy : Oh, can't we all just get along?
Aaron Humphrey : She comes up with a guy who looks like he came out of a vending machine and I'M the one who's wrong!
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Aaron Humphrey : You mind if I spoke to Chip alone?
Tippy : Oh, no, certainly. Come, sweetie. Gaylord!
[Tippy and Jeanie leave the bedroom]
Aaron Humphrey : This isn't good, Chip.
Chip : No.
Aaron Humphrey : So I'm gonna kill you, Chip. You made a fool out of my daughter!
Chip : Aaron, I can explain everything.
Aaron Humphrey : You lied about the illegitimate child, then you tried to frame Booger and you got caught!
Chip : The illegitimate child will be here tomorrow morning at 10 a.m. She's on route right now from Sandusky, Ohio.
Aaron Humphrey : There is no illegitimate child! You made it all up!
Chip : The illegitimate child will be here at 10:00 in the morning!
Aaron Humphrey : It better be! And you better get my daughter to forgive you, or there's no room for you in this family or at Humphrey Industries, you pervert creep!
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Tippy : [lying in the bathtub] Aaron, I hope you didn't have anything to do with videotaping Booger at the stag party.
Aaron Humphrey : Absolutely not, I wasn't even there.
Tippy : Mm-hmm. Aaron, if you don't participate in this wedding and make your daughter proud of you, I'm going to leave you.
Aaron Humphrey : You would leave me?
Tippy : I've learned a lot from the nerds: nerds speak their mind. And from now on, I'm going to speak my mind, too. If you don't support your daughter during this wedding, I'm outta here.
Tippy : Fix your ascot. It's not like I'm giving up that much.
Aaron Humphrey : What is that supposed to mean?
Tippy : Aaron, we haven't had sex since the Bush administration.
Aaron Humphrey : Well, it's uh... hard to perform that way when the Democrats are in power. Ask any guy in this neighborhood; that's why the sex hasn't been that hot lately.
Tippy : Hot? I'd settle for lukewarm. Zip your fly.
Aaron Humphrey : [Aaron zips up his pants] Well, it's not all my fault. How can I have sex when I have to spend all my time fixing my ascot, zippering my fly, and matching my socks? I can't be perfect for you any more, Tippy! It's too much pressure.
Tippy : Aaron, I thought I was helping you. I know how much you want to be accepted by the blue bloods, but you don't ever have to be perfect for me.
Aaron Humphrey : I don't?
Tippy : No, I just want you to be the imperfect animal I fell in love with.
Aaron Humphrey : You mean it?
Tippy : Absolutely.
Aaron Humphrey : Tippy.
Tippy : Aaron.
Aaron Humphrey : Oh, Tippy.
[Aaron steps into the bathtub with Tippy]
Tippy : Aaron! Ohh! Ohh! Ohh!
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Aaron Humphrey : Mylan, I'm so sorry for all the trouble that you've experienced with this affair.
Tippy : Thanks for coming to the wedding.
Mylan Whitfield : I do not care to judge you all on the basis of the hell I've been through, but I trust it was merely a horrific aberration, and I expect the wedding to be quite different.
Aaron Humphrey : What?
[takes out the check for Mylan's campaign fund]
Aaron Humphrey : Oh, I uh... trust that will be enough.
Mylan Whitfield : [takes the check] Wouldn't have missed this wedding for the world.
