Revenge of the Nerds IV: Nerds in Love (1994 TV Movie)

John Pinette: Trevor Gulf

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Quotes 

• [Lewis stops Trevor from mooning people] 

  Lewis Skolnick : Trevor, it isn't nice to moon.

  Trevor Gulf : Oh, it isn't?

  Lewis Skolnick : No, it isn't.

  Trevor Gulf : Mr. Ogre mooned.

  Lewis Skolnick : Well, you see Trevor, Mr. Ogre is a converted nerd, ok? He used to be a jock so he's still a little rough around the edges.

  Trevor Gulf : Jacques, is he from France?

• Trevor Gulf : Excuse me, Mr. Lewis, Mr. Booger; why is that buttocks squished up against the window like a pressed Devonshire ham?

  Lewis Skolnick , Dudley Dawson : [Tippy shrieks and faints]  Ogre!

  Ogre : [Lewis opens the door to let Ogre in]  Lewey!

  Lewis Skolnick : Ogre! How are you?

  Ogre : How ya doing?

  Lewis Skolnick : Good.

  Ogre : See it?

  Lewis Skolnick : Yeah, I saw it.

• Dudley Dawson : Well, I don't know about you guys, but I'm ready to jump off the dock!

  Ogre : Yeah!

  [applause] 

  Chip : Hold it, everybody. I'd like to offer my toast...

  Everybody : Yeah, yeah.

  Dudley Dawson : ...to Booger's love child.

  [suspenseful music] 

  Dudley Dawson : Love child? What are you talking about?

  [suspenseful music continues] 

  Chip : I'm talking about the daughter you had 12 years ago, out of wedlock, with a young woman in Sandusky, Ohio.

  Ogre : All right, Booger! Yeah, bud!

  Aaron Humphrey : You have a child that my little girl doesn't know about? I am appalled Booger, appalled. And so is my wife, right, see?

  Lois Humphrey : But...

  Dudley Dawson : I don't know anything about this. I have no child in Sandusky, Ohio.

  Chip : The hell you don't!

  [everyone gasps] 

  Lewis Skolnick : This is a fairly specious charge. Where's your proof, Chip?

  Dudley Dawson : Yeah, where's your proof, Chip?

  Everybody : Yeah!

  Chip : My proof is right here: I'd like you to meet Detective First Class, Chad Penrod. Detective Penrod, does Dudley Dawson, alias "Booger", have or have not a 12-year old child in Sandusky, Ohio?

  Chad Penrod : [takes out his notepad]  I checked the birth records in Sandusky and found... that on March 19, 1981, a certain Heidi Dawson was born to a Miss Cathleen Turtle... Turteltaub, and a Mr. Dudley Dawson.

  Ogre : Cool.

  Trevor Gulf : Wait! If the parents of the alleged love child were never married, why isn't the child's name Heidi Turteltaub?

  Dudley Dawson : Exactly! Why isn't the child's name Heidi Turteltaub?

  Lewis Skolnick : Yes!

  Chad Penrod : Beats me.

  Dudley Dawson : If the child were born to an unmarried mother, wouldn't the so-said mother have given the aforementioned daughter her last name?

  Chad Penrod : Well, I do know this: The child's nickname is "Booger".

• Lewis Skolnick : Okay, all right, anybody who feels that Booger could have had an illegitimate child in Sandusky, Ohio, raise your right hands.

  [Most of the Tri-Lambdas raise their hands at first, followed by Ogre and Betty] 

  Lewis Skolnick : Opposed?

  Betty Skolnick : You don't think it's possible?

  Lewis Skolnick : No, I do not; Booger may be Booger, but he always took precautions.

  Lamar : That is right, he always did wear condoms.

  Takashi : Ohh, condoms!

  Lamar : Mm-hmm.

  Trevor Gulf : So, he couldn't have a child.

  Lewis Skolnick : No way.

• Trevor Gulf : Red ball, middle pocket, and you can call me London Fats.

  [chuckles] 

• Takashi : Oh boy, that was one heck of a stag party last night, Lewis.

  Mr. Dawson : I know I'll never forget it.

  Trevor Gulf : I especially enjoyed your dance with the woman who removed her clothes, Mr. Booger.

  Lewis Skolnick : Trevor, there's a code of silence about what goes on at a stag party.

  Trevor Gulf : Code of silence?

  Lewis Skolnick : So reveal nothing, even if you're under hours of interrogation and torture.

  Ogre : Wild horses couldn't drag it out of me.

  [chuckles] 

  Ogre : Uh, who aren't I supposed to tell?

• Trevor Gulf : [side by side rooms at the motel]  Goodnight, Mr. Ogre.

  Ogre : Goodnight, Trevor.

  Takashi : Goodnight Lamar.

  Lamar : Goodnight, Takashi.

  Judy : Goodnight, Stan.

  Stan Gable : Goodnight, Judy.