Revenge of the Nerds IV: Nerds in Love (1994 TV Movie)
Larry B. Scott: Lamar
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Quotes
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Lewis Skolnick : Harold where're you going?
Lamar : I don't know but I'd guess over to Lois.
Takashi : Are you scoing, Harold?
Harold : Well I wouldn't tell you if I was. But I'll guarantee you this much, I ain't going over there for breakfast!
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Lamar : [puts a name tag on Aaron] "Daddy".
Lewis Skolnick : Hi, Lewis Skolnick, best man.
Aaron Humphrey : [reluctantly shakes Lewis's hand] Figures.
Lewis Skolnick : Booger is just crazy about your daughter. He's gonna make a wonderful husband, and that's all that really matters.
Aaron Humphrey : Right.
Lewis Skolnick : You know, once you get to know Booger, you'll be very happy with what you see.
[Lewis sips his cocktail]
Aaron Humphrey : I'll be very happy when I get away from you.
[Lewis gives a loud nasal laugh]
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Lamar : [Lewis has just separated a brawl between Lamar and Chip] I heard...
Lewis Skolnick : Word!
[Lewis glances at Chip]
Lewis Skolnick : I can't believe what got into you two, this is supposed to be a happy occasion!
[turns to Lamar]
Lewis Skolnick : I'm especially surprised at you, Lamar! Now what was going on?
Lamar : Well, Chip was crackin' on Booger's parents.
Dudley Dawson : Crackin' on my parents? What kind of cracks, Chip?
Lewis Skolnick : Booger.
Unknown : Yeah, what kind?
Lewis Skolnick : Booger, as your best man, I strongly advise you to just let it go
Dudley Dawson : I'm not going to let it go.
Lewis Skolnick : On the other hand, I'm prepared to explore other avenues with you as well.
Dudley Dawson : What kind of cracks, Chip?
Chip : Uhh-uhh...
Lamar : Chip said that your mama was so ugly, the Elephant Man paid to see her.
[Ogre laughs loudly]
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Lewis Skolnick : Okay, all right, anybody who feels that Booger could have had an illegitimate child in Sandusky, Ohio, raise your right hands.
[Most of the Tri-Lambdas raise their hands at first, followed by Ogre and Betty]
Lewis Skolnick : Opposed?
Betty Skolnick : You don't think it's possible?
Lewis Skolnick : No, I do not; Booger may be Booger, but he always took precautions.
Lamar : That is right, he always did wear condoms.
Takashi : Ohh, condoms!
Lamar : Mm-hmm.
Trevor Gulf : So, he couldn't have a child.
Lewis Skolnick : No way.
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Lewis Skolnick : Now what was going on?
Lamar : Well, Chip was crackin' on Booger's parents.
Dudley Dawson : Crackin' on my parents?
[pause]
Dudley Dawson : What kind of cracks, Chip?
Lewis Skolnick : [apprehensively] Booger.
Unknown : Yeah, what kind?
Lewis Skolnick : Booger, as your best man, I strongly advise you to just let it go.
Dudley Dawson : I'm not going to let it go.
Lewis Skolnick : On the other hand, I'm prepared to explore other avenues with you as well.
Dudley Dawson : What kind of cracks, Chip?
[Chip stammers nervously]
Lamar : Chip said that your mama was so ugly, that the Elephant Man paid to see her.
[Ogre laughs out loud, then silences himself]
Chip : The point is, you have a 12-year old daughter in Sandusky, Ohio!
Dudley Dawson : This has nothing to do with my having a child in Sandusky, Ohio. That isn't what this is about at all.
[pause]
Dudley Dawson : This is because I'm a nerd...
[the crowd gasps]
Dudley Dawson : and it has been since the beginning.
Lamar : Mm-hmm.
Dudley Dawson : Why else would someone rummage through my private life with a detective? And then, announce this... detestable fabrication, this - this tissue of lies on the happiest day of my life?
Jeanie Humphrey : Oh, Booger.
Dudley Dawson : Hath not a nerd eyes? When you prick us, do we not bleed? I am tired of the reckless allegations, the snide snickering, the talking behind backs, the sly innuendoes, the looking down on us! We are what we are, aren't we?
Everybody : Yeah, we are!
Dudley Dawson : And we're proud of what we are.
Everybody : Yeah, we are!
Dudley Dawson : And we are not about to allow ourselves to be intimidated by a bunch of...
Lewis Skolnick : Booger! Don't say it!
Ogre : Say it, Booger!
Dudley Dawson : Nouveau-riche pigs!
Ogre : There you go!
Aaron Humphrey : You have... the audacity... to utter... the most... morally reprehensible slur to these... fine, upstanding... self-made businesspeople! Shame on you, Booger! Shame on all of you nerds.
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Trevor Gulf : [side by side rooms at the motel] Goodnight, Mr. Ogre.
Ogre : Goodnight, Trevor.
Takashi : Goodnight Lamar.
Lamar : Goodnight, Takashi.
Judy : Goodnight, Stan.
Stan Gable : Goodnight, Judy.
