Revenge of the Nerds IV: Nerds in Love (1994 TV Movie)
Brian Tochi: Takashi
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Quotes
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Lewis Skolnick : Harold where're you going?
Lamar : I don't know but I'd guess over to Lois.
Takashi : Are you scoing, Harold?
Harold : Well I wouldn't tell you if I was. But I'll guarantee you this much, I ain't going over there for breakfast!
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Betty Skolnick : Hey. What's Trevor Gulf doing?
Jeanie Humphrey : [startled] I-I think he's mooning us.
Lewis Skolnick : That's no moon, thats the San Joquin valley
[shouts, running at Trevor as people began to react off-screen]
Lewis Skolnick : TREVOR, NO!
Takashi : [takes photo of Trevor's mooning] Oh! Big Smile!
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Takashi : The bishop has a kidney stone, he no make it to wedding!
Dudley Dawson : How am I supposed to get married without a clergyman?
Mr. Skolnick : I could marry you.
Dudley Dawson : But I don't love you.
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Takashi : Hey everybody, everybody! Booger's parents are here! Mr. and Mrs. Booger, Mr. and Mrs. Booger!
[applause]
Dudley Dawson : Mom? Dad!
Chip : They look like they just fell off a pickle truck.
Gaylord : [slaps Chip] Chip!
Chip : Ow!
Dudley Dawson : Folks, everybody, excuse me, these are my parents.
Everybody : Oh!
Betty Skolnick : We're so glad that you're here, Mr. and Mrs. Dawson.
[applause]
Dudley Dawson : I am flabbergasted. We would both like to thank all of you from the bottom of our hearts for this... wonderful shower you're throwing us.
Lewis Skolnick : It's probably the first shower he's ever had.
[guffaws]
Mr. Dawson : No, he showered regularly: every other night in the summer, and weekly in the winter.
[more guffaws]
Dudley Dawson : Well, I don't know about you guys, but I'm ready to jump off the dock!
Ogre : Yeah!
[applause]
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Lewis Skolnick : Okay, all right, anybody who feels that Booger could have had an illegitimate child in Sandusky, Ohio, raise your right hands.
[Most of the Tri-Lambdas raise their hands at first, followed by Ogre and Betty]
Lewis Skolnick : Opposed?
Betty Skolnick : You don't think it's possible?
Lewis Skolnick : No, I do not; Booger may be Booger, but he always took precautions.
Lamar : That is right, he always did wear condoms.
Takashi : Ohh, condoms!
Lamar : Mm-hmm.
Trevor Gulf : So, he couldn't have a child.
Lewis Skolnick : No way.
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Takashi : Oh boy, that was one heck of a stag party last night, Lewis.
Mr. Dawson : I know I'll never forget it.
Trevor Gulf : I especially enjoyed your dance with the woman who removed her clothes, Mr. Booger.
Lewis Skolnick : Trevor, there's a code of silence about what goes on at a stag party.
Trevor Gulf : Code of silence?
Lewis Skolnick : So reveal nothing, even if you're under hours of interrogation and torture.
Ogre : Wild horses couldn't drag it out of me.
[chuckles]
Ogre : Uh, who aren't I supposed to tell?
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Lewis Skolnick : [Mr. Skolnick's car pulls into the driveway] Dad!
Dudley Dawson : U.N.!
Mr. Skolnick : [Mr. Skolnick and U.N. get out of the car] Hey, how are you?
U. N. Jefferson : [Lewis hugs his dad, U.N. shakes hands with Booger] Congratulations, Booger, congratulations!
Dudley Dawson : Thank you.
U. N. Jefferson : I wouldn't miss a nerd wedding for the world.
U. N. Jefferson : [greets Lewis, Mr. Skolnick greets Booger] How are you?
Mr. Skolnick : How's my unborn grandson?
Lewis Skolnick : You mean your unborn fetal son?
[Lewis and his dad guffaw together]
Takashi : Emergency! Excuse please, the bishop has a kidney stone, he no make it to wedding!
Dudley Dawson : What? How am I supposed to get married without a clergyman?
Mr. Skolnick : I can marry you.
Dudley Dawson : But I don't love you.
Mr. Skolnick : Oh- No, no, I took a correspondence course, I'm a fully ordained Tilhoonian minister.
U. N. Jefferson : You are?
Mr. Skolnick : U.N.
[Takashi, Booger, Lewis and his dad all guffaw together, while U.N. Jefferson stands quietly surprised, not getting the pun]
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Trevor Gulf : [side by side rooms at the motel] Goodnight, Mr. Ogre.
Ogre : Goodnight, Trevor.
Takashi : Goodnight Lamar.
Lamar : Goodnight, Takashi.
Judy : Goodnight, Stan.
Stan Gable : Goodnight, Judy.
