Revenge of the Nerds IV: Nerds in Love (1994 TV Movie)

Jessica Tuck: Gaylord

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Quotes 

• Chip : Isn't it just a little bit strange that Jeannie never brought uh, what's-his-butt over here before?

  Gaylord : His name is Dudley, and they only met three months ago.

  Aaron Humphrey : I know I'd be a shoo-in with the people if I could just get those old-money blue-bloods to endorse my candidacy.

  Chip : And they'd be damned fools not to, Dad, irregardless of the fact that you are nouveau riche.

  Aaron Humphrey : Don't you ever use that phrase in this house! I am not nouveau riche! I am a self-made businessman; and I'm not your dad, I'm your father-in-law, get it?

  Chip : Right, uh, self-made businessman, father-in-law, I got it.

• Takashi : Hey everybody, everybody! Booger's parents are here! Mr. and Mrs. Booger, Mr. and Mrs. Booger!

  [applause] 

  Dudley Dawson : Mom? Dad!

  Chip : They look like they just fell off a pickle truck.

  Gaylord : [slaps Chip]  Chip!

  Chip : Ow!

  Dudley Dawson : Folks, everybody, excuse me, these are my parents.

  Everybody : Oh!

  Betty Skolnick : We're so glad that you're here, Mr. and Mrs. Dawson.

  [applause] 

  Dudley Dawson : I am flabbergasted. We would both like to thank all of you from the bottom of our hearts for this... wonderful shower you're throwing us.

  Lewis Skolnick : It's probably the first shower he's ever had.

  [guffaws] 

  Mr. Dawson : No, he showered regularly: every other night in the summer, and weekly in the winter.

  [more guffaws] 

  Dudley Dawson : Well, I don't know about you guys, but I'm ready to jump off the dock!

  Ogre : Yeah!

  [applause] 

• Dudley Dawson : Heidi, where are you going?

  Heidi 'Booger' Dawson : I shouldn't be here.

  Dudley Dawson : Of course, you should be here.

  Heidi 'Booger' Dawson : I'm not really your daughter; Chip got me from an orphanage.

  Dudley Dawson : [suspiciously]  Chip... got you in an orphanage?

  Aaron Humphrey : [Chip scoffs]  You, uh... rented an orphan?

  Chip : Well, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

  [starts crying pathetically] 

  Chip : I've been under a lot of stress lately; I'm sorry.

  Gaylord : [Aaron starts strangling Chip, rejecting his incompetent apology; Gaylord stops Aaron for a moment]  Daddy, don't!

  Everybody : [Gaylord slaps Chip, then kicks him in the groin with the wedding guests in the background chanting as Betty screams]  Betty, don't push!

  Aaron Humphrey : [to Chip]  Get off our land!

  Gaylord : [Chip cringes and starts to run away]  Aren't you forgetting something: the keys to the BMW?

  Aaron Humphrey : Cough 'em up!

  Lewis Skolnick : [with a stethoscope between his teeth]  Okay, honey!

  Chip : [Chip tosses the keys back to Aaron]  You nerds did this to me! But I'll get you... if it's the last thing I do!

  Gaylord : [Chip stumbles over a standing vase as he leaves the estate]  Bye, Chip!

  Chip : Hmph!

  Gaylord : My next husband's going to be a nerd.