The Road to Wellville (1994)
Matthew Broderick: William Lightbody
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Quotes
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William Lightbody : Oh, no, no, I can't eat fifteen gallons of yoghurt.
Dr. John Harvey Kellogg : Oh, it's not going in that end, Mr. Lightbody.
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William Lightbody : You were masturbating!
Dr. Lionel Badger : I was not! I was massaging my colon!
William Lightbody : Massaging your colon! I know where the colon is and it doesn't stick up in the air!
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Waiter : What would you like for dinner?
William Lightbody : Toast.
Waiter : And how would you like that, sir?
William Lightbody : Toasted.
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William Lightbody : They're dead! They've been electrocuted!
Endymion Hart-Jones : Rather a severe cure for flatulence, I do admit.