Shallow Grave (1994)

Bill Denistoun: Master of Ceremonies

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• Master of Ceremonies : Ladies and gentlemen, may I have your attention please. First of all may I thank you all for coming along tonight and supporting our appeal to raise funds for the sick children's unit.

  Alex Law : You didn't tell me that this was for children. I hate children. I'd raise money to have the little fuckers put down. I want me money back!