Freakazoid! (1995–1997)

Edward Asner: Sgt. Mike Cosgrove

Quotes 

• Freakazoid : Cosgrove, how come you never got married?

  Cosgrove : Because I like meat too much.

  Freakazoid : You can get married and still eat a lot of meat.

  Cosgrove : ...I didn't know that.

• Cosgrove : How come you don't say anything useful?

  Professor Jones : How come you have the IQ of a biscuit?

  Cosgrove : [raising his fist]  How would you like me to twist your body into funny balloon animal shapes?

  Professor Jones : [laughs nervous]  Perhaps I misspoke.

• [repeated line] 

  Cosgrove : Cut it out!